'if Its Not On A Plate, It Can Wait' -jessie From Pokemon

'if its not on a plate, it can wait' -jessie from pokemon

i was in mcdonald's earlier today with my friend and i put 4 of my mcnuggets in my mouth at once and i heard one of the old ladies that were sitting on the table next to us say "that wasn't very ladylike" and i shit you not i just stared at my friend and i said (with a completely straight face) "neither are my cock and balls but they didn't say anything about that"

i am a 16 year old, cisgender girl

you won’t always want to murder the trumpets if you just become a trumpet player

*messes up scandalously*

*makes weird face and leans closer to the stand, squinting*

Me: *messes up horrendously*

Me: *moves the stand closer as if impending doom makes more sense when it's closer to my face*

Writing a fic????

me?????? writing a hungergames fanfic?????????? about a family from district 9 that lost 2 kids to the games???????????????

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When does Snow fall? || HUNGER GAMES

In the 60th year of the annual Hunger Games, Panem is in worse a state than ever. The districts are in an economic cris...

go read it on wattpad and shoot me a follow :)