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Queen Cairo headcanons? You got it Ollie!

Cairo acts like she doesn’t care, but she will literally fight anyone who messes with the other Tigers, especially Riley

Bisexual queen👑

Cairo’s parents are very homophobic so she is super in the closet, it’s part of the reason she picks on Kate so much, she’s jealous that Kate gets to be out and proud of who she is

Cairo has an older brother who’s gay, their parents kicked him out, which drove poor Cai even further into the closet

She starts to get really bitchy after Kate and Eva start dating, and when Kate finally confronts her about it, Cairo kind of blows up at everyone and outs herself in the process, then doesn’t talk to anybody for weeks after

Riley ends up having to explain the situation to the rest of the team for Cairo’s own safety and everyone immediately is ready to throw down with her parents

When Cairo does come out, her parents react much the same way they did with her brother, and she ends up moving in with Riley (her parents are never home anyways, they wouldn’t notice)

Fashion ✨i c o n✨

Basically dresses everyone for prom (by that I mean she gives critiques on everyone’s outfits when they go shopping, and helps everyone find something that they look best in)

Cairo’s the one who convinces Kate it’s okay for her to wear a suit (and Eva too), and helps them both look their most dapper (she tried to put Kate in a bow tie and almost lost an arm in the process)

(Kate did not wear the bow tie)

Riley asks to be her date, and Cairo almost has a heart attack as she tries to process the situation

When they first show up, people think they’re both just going stag because they couldn’t get dates, and it’s not until Cairo kisses Riley in the middle of a slow dance that anyone who isn’t a Tiger realizes they are actually there together

I felt this

no punchline. bug

I’m glad that Mrs. Greene doesn’t have a lot of lines in the soundtrack, because every time that woman opens her mouth, I want her to close it again if only to stem the constant stream of ignorance and bigotry.

Just a disclaimer: I have nothing against Courtenay Collins, I think she’s a wonderful actress and I applaud her for being able to portray a character that I can loathe so deeply while also being an awesome person.

Please I just woke up, it’s too early to have a mental crisis

why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway nicco help me i’m confused

thats a very good question that i sadly do not have the answer for

Thank you?????

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First Cairo and now Riley headcanons? I see you

Riley’s parents are away so often, she has often claimed she would forget what they look like if not for the few pictures of them in her house

Riley had to learn how to answer the door and properly accept deliveries from a very young age, and many postal people were very surprised (and a little concerned) to be greeted by an incredibly polite nine year old

Riley and Cairo do the classic climbing through each other’s windows instead of using doors like normal people

Riley never really put a definite label on her sexuality, she knows she’s had crushes on guys but she also knows that she really likes Cairo

Most definitely had a crush on Eva, something Kate is very aware of, and absolutely hates

Riley has a hard time interacting with other people besides Cairo because she never learned the basics of socializing from being stuck in a house by herself for so long

Sorry most of these are kinda sad, it’s what I think of when I think about her

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3