WATT Characters As Things Said At My Theater Camp

WATT characters as things said at my theater camp

Kate: I have three cats and they’re all fruity

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Reese: I am a pansexual whore, kitchen ware makes me horny

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Mattie: oh it’s the guy with the yellow hat, he’s an idiot

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Kate: From the 80s, ladies *finger guns*

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Cairo: I’m sorry did I just hear someone say British people aren’t real?!

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Mattie: Ooooo I have cookies!!

Chess: I though you said “I have cocaine”

Farrah: MY BODY IS FILLED WITH COCAINE!!!

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Riley: I’m still gonna murder you in your sleep though

Kate: That’s too bad

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Farrah: Is there water left in the dick?

Annleigh: WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?!???

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Clark: So my wife left me...took the kids...and all seventeen of our goddamn goldfish

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Farrah: My dog is cheating on me

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Chess: I walked in on someone doing line of cocaine

Eva: DID YOU TELL?!?

Chess: No, I ain’t no snitch! I’m not looking to get my ass kicked

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Annleigh: The world is spinning and I have become one with Jesus

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(In reference to Caroline understudying as Cairo)

Cairo: I didn’t know why I was white, it was the most Caucasian thing you’ve ever seen

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Kate: I’m allergic to dick

I mean if you insist-

@sleepdeprivedcracker

I’m dating a tw-

Ooooooh alright!

Favorite color: 💜purple💜

Currently reading: A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson

Last song: Finale from We Are The Tigers

Last Movie: In the Heights (literally made me cry it was so good)

Last show: Rookie Blue (its awesome, would highly recommend)

Sweet/spicy/savory: either sweet or savory depending on the day, but never spicy.

Currently craving: something salty

Tagging @sleepdeprivedcracker @gravityinception @lactosefreevanillayoghurt @notsomightymightytiger @songsforsatanstan @wannabe-anastacia-alcroft @mattieswheelers Do it if you want, don’t feel obligated.

I was tagged by @loki-hargreeves 💚 Thank you, lovely human!!! [original post]

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Favorite color: Red, it’s been my hair color at LEAST 8 times (but lately I’ve been wearing a lot of green bc Loki)

Currently reading: Rereading the Loki: Journey Into Mystery comics cause I found a rare physical copy of Vol 1 in a local comic store

Last song: Very Full from the Loki show soundtrack

Last movie: Crimson Peak. I’ve been seeing gifsets of it everywhere lately so I decided to give it a watch, and I was NOT disappointed. I’m a slut for a good horror film (bonus points for  Hiddleston)

Last show: Definitely Loki. I have this problem where when an episode comes out I watch it 4+ times before the next comes out

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet for suuuuuuuure

Craving: Hmmm I think cosmic brownies rn

Tagging: @lokiperfection @hiddlesherethereeverywhere @asgardian-viking @literally-just-loki @orionndjarin @yourfinalbow @booty-boggins @roseallisonparker @dancingirishman

I’ve hit a bit of writer’s block, send me prompts and characters from WATT and I’ll make a little one shot!

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