Watt Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Farrah, walking into the basement: I’m here, I’m queer, let’s cheer.
Kate: the only tea I drink is anxie-tea.
Kate: *does finger guns*
Eva:
Eva: babe we’ve talked about this-
Farrah: *holds out water bottle* want a swig?
Eva: that’s not juice is it?
Farrah: ✨spicy juice✨
Eva: yeah, your breath smells flammable
WATT characters as things said at my theater camp
Kate: I have three cats and they’re all fruity
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Reese: I am a pansexual whore, kitchen ware makes me horny
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Mattie: oh it’s the guy with the yellow hat, he’s an idiot
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Kate: From the 80s, ladies *finger guns*
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Cairo: I’m sorry did I just hear someone say British people aren’t real?!
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Mattie: Ooooo I have cookies!!
Chess: I though you said “I have cocaine”
Farrah: MY BODY IS FILLED WITH COCAINE!!!
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Riley: I’m still gonna murder you in your sleep though
Kate: That’s too bad
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Farrah: Is there water left in the dick?
Annleigh: WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?!???
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Clark: So my wife left me...took the kids...and all seventeen of our goddamn goldfish
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Farrah: My dog is cheating on me
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Chess: I walked in on someone doing line of cocaine
Eva: DID YOU TELL?!?
Chess: No, I ain’t no snitch! I’m not looking to get my ass kicked
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Annleigh: The world is spinning and I have become one with Jesus
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(In reference to Caroline understudying as Cairo)
Cairo: I didn’t know why I was white, it was the most Caucasian thing you’ve ever seen
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Kate: I’m allergic to dick
Chess: Pass the weed
Farrah:
Chess: Why did you give me a sticky note?
Credit: @depressed-deranged-clown
*In language class*
Riley: why do you get to stay Cairo but I have to be Roberta?
Cairo: because Cairo is an actual Spanish name
Riley: then what’s Riley?
Cairo: a trick to make us think you’re cute
Riley: *puts her chin in her hands and smiles* I’m Riley
Cairo: ya did it, I wanna squish your face
Mattie: so what are the rules of Monopoly?
Kate: if the games lasts over four hours you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.
Kate: *eating a green apple*
Eva: *stares intently*
Kate: What?
Eva: Draco Malfoy is quaking
Kate: *wheeze*
Cairo: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Riley: literally or figuratively?
Cairo: honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Reese: you have never known true kindness until you’ve stopped to talk to a girl who is absolutely wasted and puking her guts up in a questionable bathroom
Kate: I don’t obey the law
Eva: If that was true you wouldn’t still be living in your house
Kate: I- that doesn’t count
Eva: You literally told me you would be arrested if you ran away from home and therefore by continuing to live there, you are a law-abiding citizen
Eva: Check. Mate.
Kate: Shut up I once stole erasers from a Staples I’m a fucking gangster!!!!
Source: @sleepdeprivedcracker
Riley: This is gonna be perfect, right?
Cairo: Sure Riley, what could go wrong?
Kate: Murder.
Kate: Murder could go wrong.