Me, Checking Up On My Old Discord Friends: Hows Everyone Doing Over There?

Me, checking up on my old discord friends: how’s everyone doing over there?

Mac:

@therealsoupstand

The early days of Greenlan;

Alyssa: Emma carries my books for me when we walk to class together and when I was leaving chemistry last period she grabbed my hand and asked if we could get coffee and study together sometime

Alyssa: of course I said yes and we held eye contact for like five seconds, she had this cute nervous smile on her face

Alyssa: she’s so sweet, and a really great friend

The next day

Alyssa:

Alyssa: oH-

"agents of shield" this "daredevil" that WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT AGENT CARTER ANYMORE!!!! THAT SHOW WAS PHENOMENAL. CULTURAL RESET.

My math teacher: a student yesterday morning asked me how many legs a chicken has.

Boy in my math class: we’ll it depends.

Teacher: how does it depend? If it loses a leg?

Boy: yeah, maybe the chicken lost a leg and it only has one left.

Boy: you’re sitting here making fun of a disabled chicken.

My mom, going over my lunch for the day: you have a peanut butter sandwich and peanut butter pretzel nuggets

Me:

My mom:

My mom: I didn’t think that through