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My math teacher: a student yesterday morning asked me how many legs a chicken has.

Boy in my math class: we’ll it depends.

Teacher: how does it depend? If it loses a leg?

Boy: yeah, maybe the chicken lost a leg and it only has one left.

Boy: you’re sitting here making fun of a disabled chicken.

Me: Do you need help?

My choir teacher: No- Well, yes- but- that’s a loaded question.

My chem teacher: The school’s too hot, the school’s too cold, okay Goldilocks.

My history ST: *in reference to MLK* Civil disobedience is not obeying unjust laws, he’s been arrested thousands of times!

My history ST: Who was the individual to desegregate Ole Miss?

Kid in my history class: Betty White!

My best friend: They’re screaming “mom” and I’m concerned.

My choir teacher: Me too.

My chem teacher: We’re going to make Lewis Diagrams, maybe I’ll bring in marshmallows and toothpicks. That’s always fun because you can eat your mistakes, sort of like how tigers eat their young.

Bus driver: Is that it? Are there anymore kids on the bus?

Middle schoolers: …

Student: *asks a question*

My chem teacher: …That’s a great question.

Chem teacher: Anyway-

Girl in my choir: No, I slapped her because she made out with my stuffed animal!!!

Me: *dying laughing*

Girl in my choir: Oh don’t laugh at me M/N!!!

My choir teacher: I quit, anyone else wanna quit?

Me: Can I quit?

My best friend: Can I quit life?

My choir teacher: nO!!