Naruto: *making A Rasenshuriken*

Naruto: *making a rasenshuriken*

Madara: Just because you can accomplish an S-Rank Ninjutsu does not mean you get to abuse it and be under the impression that you can triumph everytime.

Naruto: *stops making rasenshuriken* W-what???

Naruto's Clone: ????

Obito: *exhale* He means, just 'cause you can make a cool and hard to learn jutsu doesn't mean you can use it for everything and expect it to work.

Naruto: Ohhh, that's what he meant, dattebayo.

Naruto's Clone: Well then,

Naruto: You can tell him and his fancy words to knock off! If he wants to be smug, then tell him to come here instead of staying on his Ten-tails, scaredy-cat!!!

Madara: *spins gunbai, daydreams of Hashirama, wait for his translator*

Obito: *oh my god kill me* ...what he's saying is, if you decide to be lavish and insult his choice of Jutsus, you have to get off your high horse and tell it straight to his face instead of relying on the Juubi for support.

Obito: And he's calling you a cowardly poltroon.

Madara: Fine then. If that is what he wishes will happen, we shall fulfill his wish. First and foremost, however, we must desecrate his aspirations even further.

Naruto: *not even making the Rasenshuriken anymore, just standing there scratching his head*

Sasuke: *doesn't even know what to say*

Obito: This is my life now, isn't it, to be Madara's translator

Only had time for something rough this year but I had to do a follow-up to last year's Mizukage Kisame for this year's Kisame Week Day 3 Dog Samehada, hosted by @kisames-corner

The Assistant Mizukage is clearly working very hard 😂

Jon Steinberg saying most shows lose their appeal because they get prolonged past the story they were originally made to tell and that eventually “story wants to be over” is such good wording to describe what’s wrong with so many shows nowadays. 

Okay, let’s look at this as SasoDei shippers.

These are the last words that they say directly to each other as they part in the cave (maybe not the exact translation but you get the big picture):

What’s written on Deidara: How about it, Deidara?

What’s written on Sasori: See you around, my man.

Since they love each other and both their “words” ends with what they call each other, one would figure that they would be aware of the other being their soulmate already, BUT they don’t know. And they don’t panic by hearing these words, because those are not the words written on their bodies.

Their true last words are said when they come back with edo tensei, so the words they think are (and actually is) the last ones are these:

What’s written on Deidara: Those two are…

What’s written on Sasori: Are you listening, Sasori?!

So imagine Deidara walking around after Sasoris death, wondering why the man he loved so much wasn’t his soulmate. Of course he’s too tried and sad to care anymore and he dies not trying to figure out who his real soulmate was. Imagine them meeting again as zombie and discuss why they didn’t say the right things. But as Sasori says “those two are” to Kankuro, Deidara understands. Finally he panics, and he need Sasori to know that they were meant to be like they always thought.

“Are you even listening to what you’re saying (‘saying’ as in “those words are written on me, remember?”)” = “Sasori, we were right. We were always soulmates.”

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@thatshipcat said:

Kisame makes little prayers for happiness out of strips of paper, and pins them under Itachi’s rice hat when he isn’t looking. They are turned inwards so that the kanji is visible to Itachi, but not their enemies. As Itachi’s vision starts to go; they are still close enough for him to see.