You Cant Hide Anything From Sensei, Kakashi

You can’t hide anything from sensei, kakashi

Sensei knows everything, kakashi

im aware this makes no sense

Akatsuki Body Headcanons

Because, like, I'm curious. Bodies are something we treasure yet at the same time loathe.

• Kakuzu: I imagine he had loose skin and stretch marks, purely from the way his cursed jutsu works. The Hearts are massive creatures and tear at his skin all the time, body parts are stitched together over and over. There will come a time when he isn't so ashamed of them anymore.

• Hidan: Terribly embarrassed of his body hair. It's probably a sensory-texture thing, but he has always despised how grey his follicles are and shaves constantly to reduce any traces.

• Kisame: Pretty sure he's skin is rough like a shark's, grooved to increase speed in the water and retain moisture when out on land. Kisame probably loses teeth at an insane rate, something that he likes to sell as gaudy Kiri tourist scams.

• Itachi: Slowly becoming covered with wrinkles. Most are worry lines and deep bags from lack of sleep, but Itachi looks far more weary than every other member. And he can't help but wonder if the lines are really worth it, sometimes.

• Sasori: Actually had a serious bout of acne as a teenager, especially on his back and shoulders. He could always cover it up but never enough for himself to forget. Sasori probably was thrilled to see that his new body could get sweaty the way his organic one did.

• Deidara: There's just the smallest roll of fat on his lower abdomen. It's impossible to see with clothes on, but fully undressed and sitting and you can see the little protrusion. He could care less.

• Konan: She's actually one of the more leaner members of the Akatsuki. As in, she's built like a female MMA fighter. Years of fending for herself in a world of powerful men blossomed her into a mighty menace of a woman, biceps that can crush oranges and the agility of a cat. Age and practice has left her with a flatter chest, sturdier legs, and knots of muscle in her back.

• Yahiko: saw this on @gakkubi art, but he for sure has love handles. Yahiko is a pretty sturdy frame, so it makes sense that he never quite slimmed down like Nagato and Konan. They're very, very discreet, but Konan knows they're there and he knows she fawns over them.

• Nagato: The minute his hair started turning white, Nagato started to lose his hair. It started with body hair, like legs and arms, slowly turning his head thready and fragile. Every once in awhile, he'll attempt to create new red follicles, but they never last longer than a week.

based off that one text post

Hidan’s Fortnite scythe is actually something that can be so personal

test subject?  who exactly is this guy?