Y/n : English Is Wired You Aint Shit And You Are Shit Are Both Insults

Y/n : English is wired “you ain’t shit” and “ you are shit” are both insults

Dean : but “you are the shit” is a complement

Sam : it’s 3 in the fucking morning

*power goes out*

Sam : shit

Dean : I can’t see anything it’s so dark

Y/n : don’t worry guys I got this

*Y/n stomps feet sketchers light up*

Dean : ok then

[on a hunt]

Y/n : guys it’s alright we don’t need the guns I have a lighter we get some hair spray and make flamethrowers!

Y/n : let’s fry the bitches!!

Dean : you terrify me

Dean : beer for me and uh they’ll have a cupri sun

Y/n :

Y/n : dean

Y/n : I’m 24

Dean :

Y/n : I can buy my own cupri sun

[ Dean and Sam walk into a room ]

Y/n : *spinning around in a chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y-

Y/n : *chair continues to spin* shit

Y/n : *tries to stop spinning * shit!

Y/n : *grabs at random objects to stop spinning* SHIT!

Y/n : *falls out of chair* SHIT

Dean : idiot (-_-)

[Evil y/n]

Cas : When I die please give dean my regards

Y/n : what should I tell him

Cas : regards.