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Where did the Chrysler Building comparison come from anyway? Does Cas inherently know all measurments on Earth and beyond or did he stand next to it once to see who’ s taller
Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.
Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.
Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-
Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.
Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.
Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.
Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!
Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?
Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.
Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.
Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN
Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?
Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?
Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.
Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.
Cas:
Sam:
Cas:
Sam:
Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.
Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?
Cass: No.
Samm: Ah, that's a relief.
Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.
Castiel’s Rescue from the Empty🌈
Destiel Crack featuring:
Sam saves the day by opening Bi-frost portal for Dean.
Destiel has Jerry Maguire for the feels.
J2M screencaps from spn s10e3/s15e13/s15-rbr-promo and rainbow screencap from Thor Ragnarock
Dean: *sobbing* Cas, I know this isn’t the end for you. We always find a way back to each other. The Empty won’t beat us. Sam: Dean, I think I know how to rescue Cas. I read in the lore that the Norse hammer, Mjölnir, can open portals to other worlds. Dean: Do you mean like rifts? Sam: Uh yeah, kind of I guess. But the bifrost portal looks more like a rainbow. Sam: Ok, here goes nothing. Mjölnir, jeg befaler deg å åpne broen og ta broren min til sin elskede. Dean: WEEEEEEEEEEE! *riding on a rainbow* Castiel: *sees a glowing beacon of light in the Empty* Castiel: Hmm… why does that glowing blob sound like Dean playing on the monkey bars? Dean: Hello Cas. Castiel: Dean– Dean: I rode a rainbow here to rescue you. I know that sounds gay, and I’ve said gay isn’t my thing. But after soul-searching, I realized I’m not straight and that’s okay. Dean: I need you Cas. My life’s not complete, not nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete because I’m not sharing it with you. I couldn’t hear your voice or watch the light rest on your face. I miss my – I miss my Cas. Dean: I love you. You – complete me. And I just had– Castiel: Dean, shut up. Just shut up. Castiel: You had me at hello. Castiel: *faces Dean* You had me at hello. Dean & Castiel: WEEEEEEEEEEE! *riding on a rainbow* Dean: Damn it Cas! I wanted to grip you tight this time! Castiel: Ok cowboy, I promise next time you can be on top, and you can do the gripping. Sam: Really guys? It takes God ending the multiverse for you to finally admit you want to jump each other’s bones. Castiel: Sam, I think your brother must be a broom because he just swept me off my feet. Sam: Just kill me now.
Look guys…I would like you to please consider Cas finally working up the courage to hit on Dean, but using old biblical forms of flattery and euphemisms for things. He’s trying so hard and poor dean is just getting further and further freaked out
Dean: [walks out of the shower, dripping wet and with a towel wrapped around his waist]
Cas: [stares and licks lips] Your navel’s like a goblet
Dean: [wanders off thinking Cas is making fun of him for putting on some weight]
Hi, I hope you don't mind my quick question. I mostly absorbed Supernatural via osmosis and there is one thing that bugs me. There are lots of fics where Cas angsts over Dean not knowing his true form, but why can't he simply draw it? Does he canonicaly suck at it? Thank you for your time.
I’ve been thinking about this ask for 2 days now and “Cas sucks at drawing” is the best take I’ve seen in ages he’ll try to be romantic and gift Dean an artistic rendition of his true face only for it to turn out like this:
Dean looks at it, goes “dude you’ve got so many boobs”, and then has to sleep on the couch for a week
the year is 2025. my brave mutuals and i have finally captured the supernatural convention cruise ship. "where are the tapes?" i demand, poking jenson ankles into his back with a rubber angel blade. he jumps forward on the wooden plank. the crowd yells: "yeah, the tapes!" "give us the tapes, actor man!"
"just tell them, jensen," misha sobs dramatically. "this is the first time I've heard about those tapes. i'm gutted!" someone shouts from the back.
"if you don't talk... i'm gonna have to omit you. any last words?" the rubber blade wobbles angrily behind jensen's back. "what tapes," jensen asks texanically and tries to find his balance on one of his bowed legs on the narrow end of the plank. misha weeps wetly.
"you have chosen your fate then, actor man." with a final poke, the rubber angel blade snaps in two and jensen jumps into the pool-turned-ballpit like a spooked foal.
"nooo," misha howls, "the secret despair videos are on his phone!"
jensen pokes his head out of the ballpit and holds up his phone. "you mean these? you should have just said so," he spits out two or three balls before he presses play.
the screen is covered by a thumb. distantly, some crying followed by some wet smacking and slurping sounds can be heard. silence.
"this was exciting to watch, but bummed that sam winchester had no involvement whatsoever." someone comments, disappointed.
Now I want to all the fics of Cas attempting to court Dean angel-style. XD
Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I want to give aprecciation to a very special girl that we would all be rooting for if she was a man...
Lets remeber that her parent abused her and she was just a kid when she made a deal, she is just broken and lonely and looking out for herself...lets not forget her.
Also...HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DESTIEL!!!
Considering Shitt’s Creek takes place in Canada, I’d love to see this get mixed with The French Mistake episode. Maximum chaos.
B&A Creator Week Day 3 ➭ AU & Parallels ⤷ Team Free Will Takes a Case in Schitt’s Creek
Time traveling destiel fic where later series Cas ends up in Stanford Era Dean’s timeline.
It goes as usual, Dean soon finding the dorky angel odd and endearing. Enjoying how well Cas seems to know him and even starting to like all the staring.
At some point, Dean finds the mix tape in Cas’s pocket, immediately recognizing the handwriting and clocking the traxx and what that means. Because he knows this was his go to move when he really liked someone. He listens to the tape with the songs he picked, and he knows, without a doubt, future him is in love with Cas.
Chaos ensues.
HOT TO GO!
Supernatural
Jack Kline & Castiel
Lotta True Crime By Penelope Scott × Supernatural
Y'got three motherfuckers
in a big white van
Two dumb friends
and one mean man
Well she'll fucking kill you
She wins every fight
She's gonna rock your shit by the end of the night
Characters I share an Enneagram and MBTI type with
ISTP & 6w5:
Katniss Everdeen
John Wick
Sydney Novak
Michonne Hawthorne
Tony Padilla
Bucky Barnes *comics specifically*
Bobby Singer
Natasha Romanoff
Meg Murry
Chuck Shurley — God
Adult Sam Winchester talking to his younger self
Come on in, the water's fine
You say the ocean's rising
like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending,
honey, it already did
You're not gonna slow it,
Heaven knows you tried
Got it?
Good, now get inside
Dean Winchester's jealousy
But jealousy, jealousy (yeah)
All your friends are so cool,
you go out every night
In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life
Got a pretty face, pretty girlfriend, too
I wanna be you so bad, and I don't even know you
All I see is what I should be
Happier, prettier, jealousy, jealousy
All I see is what I should be
I'm losin' it, all I get's, jealousy, jealousy
