I draw. I write. I live out of pure spite. Any Pronouns

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I Have A Freshly Washed Dog On Me. My Lap Has Been Moistened. I Don't Mind Though, Because I Love Them

I have a freshly washed dog on me. My lap has been moistened. I don't mind though, because I love them very much.


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1 year ago

guess who gets to add Doritos Locos Tacos to "Things I Have Accidentlly Snorted List"


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1 year ago

That's such an adorable reaction, I just started screaming when I saw you answered. <3

(The good kind of screaming)

I don't know where I was going nor how it came to this. It drew itself using my hand.

I Don't Know Where I Was Going Nor How It Came To This. It Drew Itself Using My Hand.

Disregarding the image above, may I ask how you're doing?

Regarding the image above, how does this make you feel?

[I literally made a :D face irl when i opened this 🥺🥺]

1 year ago

I am learning to arms; behold my progress.

I Am Learning To Arms; Behold My Progress.

(Two parts spaghetti and meatballs, one part WALL, one part progress)


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1 year ago
This Is Philip And He Is My Son. Today I Gave Him A Blanket. He Is Very Happy.

This is Philip and he is my son. Today I gave him a blanket. He is very happy.


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1 year ago

Eye bags are attractive.

change my mind


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