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I am neither child friendly nor friendly to child. Which, kind of makes me a prick, but maybe I wouldn't be so bad with them if people stop making me participate in their plays. They're children's plays. I'm tired of those adorable little gremlins making me so their dirty work. They're bones are elongating and fusing together at horrifying speeds as their flesh strains to prevent a series of mutilated muscles. In time they will tower over me as my mortal form crumbles.
To which their own
Their face of stone
The heart liquifies
Wait, so you're ice cream..?
Prove it, what's your favorite gay?
No Cap
Person: Gets decapitated Me: No cap The murderer: What Me: What
My child, one day you will look back and realize just how many things knowledge has robbed you of.