Hey So Like Snerble Derble Dobble Dibble, Yknow?

hey so like snerble derble dobble dibble, yknow?

Soon, my friend, very soon :)HOLYK FUCK THE LOUDEST THUNDERBLT JUST MADE ME SHIT MYSELF

anything? no, i don't think i will. in fact, i'm going to-

gun shots in distance

WHO SAID THAT

I've been watching a lot of these DIY cement videos, and they're really coal, yeah. The designs are pretty solid and for the most part thought out. However, I do not believe these masterpieces are reaching their full potential.

I purpose, hear me out, we start throwing them at people. Imagine you're walking down the street, granite, you go outside, and out of no where, this flyash cement avocado is just chalked at your head. I would scream.

OH NAUR A SWQUIZARD!

The rival to wlizard... 🦎

OH NOOOOOO I MUST PROTEC SWQUIZARD

grabs staple gun

takes deep breath

it has to be done.

shoots foot

my fleshy container of acid is trying to eat itself. i do not appreciate its complains.

Okay so after examining your blog like a little bug under a microscope after being shot from my mutals blog to be here, you seem to be quite the amusing little tumblr creatur. Wonderful

I'm going to morph into an insect the size of your brain, sit on your shoulder, and scream like an elephant at anyone who even dares to antagonize you. Not so little anymore, am I.