Okay So After Examining Your Blog Like A Little Bug Under A Microscope After Being Shot From My Mutals

Okay so after examining your blog like a little bug under a microscope after being shot from my mutals blog to be here, you seem to be quite the amusing little tumblr creatur. Wonderful

I'm going to morph into an insect the size of your brain, sit on your shoulder, and scream like an elephant at anyone who even dares to antagonize you. Not so little anymore, am I.

McDonalds gave me a four piece chicken nugget box with only three chicken nuggets. I feel betrayed.

Wlizard would NEVER harm sqwizard. They may be tea rivals, but they're civil. And maybe secret pals. Who knows

OooOOo, I must ask....do-.....do I shmell......lore. Secret 'pals'.....perhaps they may be......wfriends?????

I've been watching a lot of these DIY cement videos, and they're really coal, yeah. The designs are pretty solid and for the most part thought out. However, I do not believe these masterpieces are reaching their full potential.

I purpose, hear me out, we start throwing them at people. Imagine you're walking down the street, granite, you go outside, and out of no where, this flyash cement avocado is just chalked at your head. I would scream.

the worried swquizard is uh. going to give you a glass of water. yeah that’ll help

takes glass of water

thank you my friend. I will never forget this. Y'know, this might sound crazy, but from the moment I first saw you, I knew we'd be friends, the best of. You changed me, and I wouldn't trade you for my anteater plush.

eats the glass

I am xylophile. Gibe me all your wood.