Okay So After Examining Your Blog Like A Little Bug Under A Microscope After Being Shot From My Mutals

Okay so after examining your blog like a little bug under a microscope after being shot from my mutals blog to be here, you seem to be quite the amusing little tumblr creatur. Wonderful

I'm going to morph into an insect the size of your brain, sit on your shoulder, and scream like an elephant at anyone who even dares to antagonize you. Not so little anymore, am I.

OH NAUR A SWQUIZARD!

The rival to wlizard... 🦎

OH NOOOOOO I MUST PROTEC SWQUIZARD

grabs staple gun

takes deep breath

it has to be done.

shoots foot

I am xylophile. Gibe me all your wood.

Wlizard would NEVER harm sqwizard. They may be tea rivals, but they're civil. And maybe secret pals. Who knows

OooOOo, I must ask....do-.....do I shmell......lore. Secret 'pals'.....perhaps they may be......wfriends?????

what if we started smiling and waving at people across the street? like, not in the creepy way, some scare easily. then if they respond positively, you can gesture them over to you. make sure to act really excited, the friendly, puppy excited, but not too much to make them rush and mess up the whole thing. you've worked so hard, calculating every aspect, stalking them for weeks, making sure nothing would go wrong. when only feet apart, the truck slams into their feeble body, and as colors paint the roads, your debt is repaid in full, the clock ticks zero. the gods have been satisfied once more.

I am a very strange person.

Hi a very-

Cocks gun

Listen, I may be acting a bit differently today, but that doesn't mean I'm a good person, not by my standards anyway.

All actions are driven by selfishness, whether directly or secondary. All man is driven by want and instinct; and right now, I want to shoot you.