Knee Slaps

knee slaps

slaps knee

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

what the ever-loving CHUG is this

that wasn't a scream, that was a yell.

chainsaws and screams in the distance

Oh, so they get to scream just because some idiot is chasing them with a chainsaw? The world is filled with entitled Dixie Cups.

something about your posts is just so interesting. I thought I’d Never see the words “I’ll sneeze in your laundry” but here I am, and I am not complaining whatsoever. I love it

I'm going to break into your house and meticulously scrape food waste your silverware and dishes. <3

huh

ramen for the win

Correct, rainbow star 4 u

strains uncooked skin into the shape of an up side down turtle shell

bay haby, how are you toing donight?

.̴̨͖̼̙̳̰̞̪͎͇̤͋̐͆̉̚͜͝ͅ.̸͓̯̭̞͇̉̂̄͊̎̂̽̀̅̊͝.̸̧͋̎̈̌̑͊.̷͈̥͙̫̟̠̼̖̝̦̤̟̲͈̓̆̐͆̍̅̓͋̅̇͂̌̚̕.̵̨̰͎̮̘͔̳͕̱͉̰̯́͋ͅ.̷̢̯͚̬̦̟͓͊.̵̡̲̺̺̦̲̬̤̼̠̦̜̑̓̿̑̊́̂͝.̷̧̡̗̜̮̙̿.̶̛̺͋̓͂͗͒̔̓̿̎̉̕͝.̴̨̡͔̬̩̙̼͍̘̤̣̖͒͊̀̉͂̄̕̕͝͝.̶̡͎̗̲̹͉̣̇͆͊͛͒͋̅̐̏͑̈́͠͝͝.̷̨͍̭̪̲̯̹̱̫̘̫̮̥̆.̴̨̟͍̝̗̝̘̭̭̝̈́̅͋̄͛̏̌͂͋̎̔̋̀͛͘ͅ.̸̫́͑́̐̈́̃̇͒̋͐͊.̸̩̖̼̉́̔̂̀͂͜.̷̛̖̤͔̳̦̮̏́͊̈̔͐̒̎̿̕͘ͅ

ohh? no one's stolen you for the night? huh, must be the moonlight

'̷̡̫̥̙̟̤͓̣͎̥̼͎͔̿͗̅̄͘͠.̴̼̮̲̖̹͙̲̠̳̳͕̺̰̰̇̓̎̇͛̓̃͛̏̽̀̚͝ͅ;̶̞̜͕̅͌̽̃̾͘'̷̧͙̭̺̗̺̌̿̓̃̆/̵̡̛̮͎͊͊.̸̡̢̛̯̯͖̤̹̺̹̱̮̝̌̏̕;̸̢̨̨̧̭̹͎̟͇͇̼̖͚͍̉̆͗̋͠'̷̨̒̍́̓̇̆̂͛̈͐͆͆̃͘͝/̵̧̨̠̘̗̤̺̫̣͎̟̬̱̓̿͜͜.̶̧͙̳̊̂̓͆̓͗̇'̵̡͍͕̻̻̠̹͎͔̈̂̂́͂ͅ;̸̡̣͖͙͎̰̮͙͖͓̳̼͇͑̒̎̍͊̍̐̄̕͠͝/̷̝̞̱̤̯̲̭̮̗͙̠̩̈́̆̈̄̓͋͋̓̿͝͠ͅ.̷̨̬̬̜̗̹̳̫̫̫͋͋́̂̿͗͛̀̌͛̿̆̂̈́ͅ

what?? no, no, no, haby, i didn't mean it like that. i meant is that, haby your skin so clear people see right through you.

'̷̧̻͎̫̩̘̥̣̟͈̼͓̐͗̊̌̾ͅ;̸̹̘͓̟̙͕͔̙̠̠͔̝͈͒́̆̈̈̂́̂̈̈́͐̐̃͝[̵̰͎̈̈͘]̵̧̮̩͉͙̥̭̯͊́̿͌̓̂͠͠ͅ'̶͖̫̱͍̩͇͓̩̙̯̈̊̽;̸̨̬̼̬̯̱̰̮̻̬͉͔͖̩̫̓̌̔̐̈̾̏͋͠͝]̷̹͐͛̓͘͠͝[̷̛͖̯̣̙͔̪̍̀'̵͇̺̼̃̋̅͌̒̂͂͛͗;̶̼̣͖̱̖̱̅̈͛̾̇̓̂͑̅͘]̶̜̰̏̍̽̍̾̈́͛[̶̨̢̡͔̫̣̗̭͈̰̗͙̜͌̚ͅ'̵̧̡̡̟̳̘̮̯̰̰̫̂͌̒͑̆̅̕͜͝'̴̟͌

haby don't say that, you're the most gorgeous shade ivory.

]̴̝̪̂̃̿̑͗̓͌̈́͆̕͝͝[̷̙͕͔͔̱͒ͅ-̸̨͉̠̮̳͇͖̣̝͓̃̇̄͘͜]̸̢̰͈͍̤̝̭̋̍̍̐̎͑̈́̋̀̚͝=̷̤̑̕-̶̢͙̖͙̖̳̈́́ͅ]̵̡̺̭͍͇͔͉̮͖̬̱͉͇̗́̀̈́̀̆̕͘[̸̨͉̖̥͚͙̥̝̬̬͇͖͂̋̆̄̀͗͗̉̆̓̽̈͆͘͘ͅͅ]̷̢͙̘̖͉̟̩͍̖̭͖̻̐̔͐͂́̌͛͒̍́͒̿̾͜`̸͓̈́͐̂͌̂̂̆̆̀̚͘̚͝=̷̡̛͓͕̦̥͔͇̩̱̘̀[̷̠̈̑̎͊̃̆̓̚]̷̡̩̱̤̥̗̩̲̦̰̺̮̓͆;̴̜̃̈́́̌̏

nah haby, they more solid than dimonds. they more calcium than milk.