Something About Your Posts Is Just So Interesting. I Thought Id Never See The Words Ill Sneeze In Your

something about your posts is just so interesting. I thought I’d Never see the words “I’ll sneeze in your laundry” but here I am, and I am not complaining whatsoever. I love it

I'm going to break into your house and meticulously scrape food waste your silverware and dishes. <3

woof goues the dog

oinch gose the pig

bwarf goes the ill child.

sometimes, the only way someone can truly hit you, is with a fucking car and more people should respect that

GUESS WHO JUST FINISH THEIR RAMEN

ME

TAKE THAT JAPAN

heheheeeeeeee

Darling take a look at me, I- okay, you can stop now. stop looking at me. please, my blood pressure is skyrocketing and my head is pounding. I'm feeling a bit ill. stop. I'll sneeze into your laundry.