I'm On The Strict Diet, Via My Own Will, Of Chaos And Phobias.

I'm on the strict diet, via my own will, of chaos and phobias.

*CHOMP*

*CHOM-

OUWWnCH! What the hell?! Another cardboard cut out of Jesus Christ? What's wrong with these fetuses

GUESS WHO JUST FINISH THEIR RAMEN

ME

TAKE THAT JAPAN

Y'know, life would be way easier if we were all lawn mooers

listen, i an NOT a psychopath. there's just something about war films and excessive gun fire

Darling take a look at me, I- okay, you can stop now. stop looking at me. please, my blood pressure is skyrocketing and my head is pounding. I'm feeling a bit ill. stop. I'll sneeze into your laundry.

huh