I Feel Like Mary Would Have Started Off Hating Edward When He Was First Born Cause He Was A Boy But The

I feel like Mary would have started off hating Edward when he was first born cause he was a boy but the two actually got on with Mary almost acting like a mother to him (22 years age gap)

Bonus:

Kat: I need an adult.

Anne: What is it?

Kat: ... I need a responsible adult.

Henry, trying to remember what his new wife is called

Henry: Catherine?

Henry: Anne?

Henry: Jane?

Henry: Samantha???

Henry:

Henry:

Henry: I DON’T EVEN KNOW A SAMANTHA

Bonus:

Boleyn, from beyond the grave: HALF OF YOUR WIFES ARE LITERALLY CALLED CATHERINE I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGE TO FUCK THIS UP

Anne:*kisses Catlina*

Catlina: Anne! Stop it no one knows we’re dateing.

Jane and Anna, walking by with Edward: Yes, we do.

Cathy and Kat, playing video games: Yes, we do.

Mary and Elizabeth: You aren’t very good at hiding it mum’s!

Group therapy with the queens

Parr: Catherine, what words do we use to motivate ourselves when we feel like quitting?

Aragon: mama didn’t raise no bitch

Parr: ...no

~~~

Boleyn: so when do we fight our demons?

Parr: well we’re doing that right now. With our words.

Boleyn: ...oh

Parr: is that why you have a sword?

~~~

Parr: Now Jane, what methods have you been using to cope with the loss of Edward?

Seymour: adopting everyone I know as my children

Parr: right

Parr: and do you think that’s a healthy coping mechanism?

Seymour, signing Parr’s adoption papers: yes love, I think so

~~~

Parr: Now Anna, what do we say when we feel like this?

Cleves: my illness may be chronic but my tits are iconic

Parr, becoming more distressed: ...no

~~~

Parr: Katherine, have you ever tried to volunteer at a charity to take your mind of the past

Howard: yeah! Anna and I just volunteered in a pet shop

Parr, thinking she’s finally getting somewhere: brilliant! And what did you both take from this experience

*puppy noises coming from inside bag Cleves’ bag*

Howard: uh just a lot of confidence

Jane: I brought reinforcements.

Catalina: You brought Anna?

Jane: Uhm, no. I brought the next best thing.

*Cathy shows up*

Cathy: Hey.

Catalina: Cathy? You brought Cathy? The next best thing would have been Kat!

Cathy: Normally, I would be offended, but she is freakishly strong.