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OMG I CAN'T THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!😂😂😂

not howard getting yanked by the pony 😭

Assista a "Don't Lose Ur Head | Six: The Musical animatic (FLASH WARNING)" no YouTube

Heeyy wanna see a green gremlin change England's history for fun? 💚

So I'm obsessed with Six the musical and I found a fic delving into the wives' trauma and I honestly feel so bad for Jane. I love Howard and I absolutely hate the fuckers that hurt her but Jane saw what happened with Catalina and Anne and in the fic, they're reincarnated, so she finds out about her brother and Elizabeth. Agh I feel bad for all of them though, poor women.

If you wanna read the story btw, it's part of a series called "There is a reason for every little thing we do" by ExthaustedSunflower

Oh my god I feel so bad for all of them. I need to stop before I cry

I have no idea why this needs to be said but oh well. Let's not ship real historical people?? Like yeah Six (the musical) is great, but it still involves actual people from history??? And Six isn't even totally accurate. That's just weird, most of the actual Queens weren't exactly close. I think the exception is Anna of Cleves and Katherine Howard, they were friendly. Hamilton man, we will never recover

Group therapy with the queens

Parr: Catherine, what words do we use to motivate ourselves when we feel like quitting?

Aragon: mama didn’t raise no bitch

Parr: ...no

~~~

Boleyn: so when do we fight our demons?

Parr: well we’re doing that right now. With our words.

Boleyn: ...oh

Parr: is that why you have a sword?

~~~

Parr: Now Jane, what methods have you been using to cope with the loss of Edward?

Seymour: adopting everyone I know as my children

Parr: right

Parr: and do you think that’s a healthy coping mechanism?

Seymour, signing Parr’s adoption papers: yes love, I think so

~~~

Parr: Now Anna, what do we say when we feel like this?

Cleves: my illness may be chronic but my tits are iconic

Parr, becoming more distressed: ...no

~~~

Parr: Katherine, have you ever tried to volunteer at a charity to take your mind of the past

Howard: yeah! Anna and I just volunteered in a pet shop

Parr, thinking she’s finally getting somewhere: brilliant! And what did you both take from this experience

*puppy noises coming from inside bag Cleves’ bag*

Howard: uh just a lot of confidence

Cleves: so let me get this straight

Henry: okay

Cleves: you

Henry: yep

Cleves: don’t want to be married

Henry: uh-huh

Cleves: to me

Henry: that is correct

Cleves:

Henry:

Cleves:

Henry:

Cleves: oh thank GOD.

Cleves: later bitch

Fuck it, I give in. Mom!Jane post, here you go.

She loves her grown ass babies. And ANNA is her favorite.

Thats a total shock to everyone, and Kitty is closely followed, but Anna just doesn’t stress Jane out. She’s the good child. Kind of. When Anne is involved Anna can get a bit reckless. But Anna desperately needed family. She left her home and never saw her own mother again. She’s so kind, and so sad. Jane couldn’t help but basically adopt the woman on the spot. She reassures her and keeps her company when needed, and Anna does the same for her newfound mother figure.

Kitty, as mentioned, is the second favorite. She is by no means the good child. Sass! Jokes about everything!! Deadpan snark!!! BUT is actually very sweet after a while. The rivalry in the show mimics the queens early dynamic, where Kitty was sarcastic and Jane was defensive. Once they get past that they realize Jane never got to have a child and Kitty never got to be a child so they may as well fill out the hole in their hearts for each other. (Within set boundaries ofc.)

Anne doesn’t take well to being mothered. She HAD a mother, thank you very much. Her experience with family has always been rocky. She’s not very enticed by the idea of having another. Jane is determined though!! She knows how much Kitty means to her, and they’re cousins too, she can get past the hostility. She’s never not been able to do something once she sets her mind to it. After they get through their anger and their past They become quite the duo. Jane allows her to be chaotic within reason. She even participates as long as it doesn’t ruin the house or harm anyone. And she holds Anne back from going too far when she needs to.

Cathy was straight up terrified to make any kind of connection to Jane. Whether it be how high of a regard the woman was held at in their past lives, or how Cathy had tended to Edward as her own and now has to face his mother, or anything else, Cathy avoided any type of bonding. However, similar to the situation with Anne, Jane is determined. She wants to get to know the woman who cared for her son. She wants to officially meet the survivor in all that that means. When she does though all she sees is a broken woman who has been hurt countless times and lost everyone she’s ever loved. She holds her close, and tells her she’s not going anywhere. Jane promises she’s not going anywhere, and she wont hurt Cathy. And after a while, Cathy starts to believe her.

Aragon is the last one to get ‘mommed’. Mainly because Jane looked up to the woman so much. She never thought she could potentially be there for someone that strong. The starting point is when Aragon does something absolutely dangerous and doesn’t have her phone and so no one can contact her, and Jane flips her shit. (Out of love.) Aragon is backed into a wall as Jane goes off about how “Irresponsible that was! Did you think we wouldn’t know??? That we wouldn’t be worried???? What on earth do you have to say for yourself?” At this point Jane is well established as the mom friend you don’t want to cross. The others gather to see it go down and Aragon gets sat down in private to talk about responsibility and respect for the rules. From then on the others give her tips on how to deal with mama bear Jane. (Aragon acts indignant, but is secretly elated someone cares about her that much.)

by responsible she means Jane.

Kat: I need an adult.

Anne: What is it?

Kat: ... I need a responsible adult.

So I made some phone wallpapers inspired by each queen! Please reblog if you save.

Am Parr

tag yourselves queens

Six Incorrect Quotes I made up (most likely based on convos between my friends and I.)

Cathy: Hi, yes, I am the perfect pocket sized girlfriend.

Aragon: care to further explain.

Cathy: I’m small and light enough to be carried, I am very cuddly and affectionate with my girlfriend, I am very affirmative with my words and compliments, I am both a dumbass and smartass so I am perfect for flirty banter, I will murder anyone who will breathe negatively in my girlfriend’s general direction—

Aragon: what!

Cathy: —and I am an insomniac, so my girlfriend always gets sleepy girlfriend cuddles. Therefore I am the perfect pocket-sized girlfriend, and someone should mail me to France so I can suprise Anne on her vacation and smooch her. It’s homophobic that nobody has done that yet.

Kat: why don’t you just mail yourself?

Cathy: Bold of you to assume I know how to mail things.

Anna: you don’t know how to mail things?

Aragon: I’m sorry, but are we all just going to ignore the reference to FUCKING MURDER?!?!

Aragon *after Cathy did something stupid*: Mija, I swear to god.

Cathy: You don’t scare me—

Cathy: With everyone else around.

Maggie: How did the Queens reaction to you coming out?

Anne: Oh, y’know, normally...

— — —

Anne: I’m a lesbian.

Kitty: I thought you were Canadian.

Anne:

Anne: WE’RE ALL DEAD TUDOR QUEENS WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE CANADIAN??

Jane: Anne, its okay, we accept you as whatever nationality you are.

Aragon: Unless you’re American. We have to draw the line somewhere.

Anne: ...That’s fair.

— — —

Anne: They actually still might not know—

divorced, beheaded, live!

Mood: Waiting when Jess will get to play Anna of Cleves in SIX so we can all claim that Luisa is canonically Anna of Cleves

mood