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Somehow, in 2022, Tumblr University finally exists, but the only offering is a semester long English course about Dracula and everyone is enrolled
Thought that others should know this too
Here is how to add "READ MORE " on Mobile App
Notes:
Type ":readmore:" without the quote in a new paragraph, click enter! You will produce a fine line that looks like this ➡ "-----------more-----------"
You can type Read More after you are done editing your post, just like on Website; Click enter in between the paragraph, do the ":readmore:" enter once again, and bam!!
I love the fact even though we are like editing the post again it didn't vanish like how the website Read More did!
You can move around the Read More once it made to any place just like you move photos around!
I've been thinking alot about Thomas Hewitt so here you go!
Y/n, about Thomas to Luda May: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day.
Luda May *smiling*: go on.
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Y/n: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love. Thomas *sign*: In your face, those who said we couldn’t last a year! Hoyt: I stand by my wedding toast! Y/n: fuck you old man!! ______
Hoyt: Must be hard not being able to laugh Y/n: I do have a sense of humor you know Hoyt: I’ve never heard you laugh before Y/n: I’ve never heard you say anything funny ______
Y/n: Am I in trouble? Thomas: Take a guess. Y/n: No? Thomas: Take another guess. ______
Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Thomas: The cow??? Y/n: What? Luda May: Thomas, W H Y? ______
Luda May about reader: Why don’t you go talk to them? Thomas , sarcastically sign: Oh. Yeah, sure. Luda May: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Thomas sign : They could hear me. ______ Y/n: That was so hot, Thomas . Thomas sign : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Y/n: I'm so in love with you. ______
Y/n: My only talent is being stress. Hoyt : Don't you mean stressed? Y/n: No. get ready to die from a heart attack mf ______
Hoyt: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... Y/n: Only as their rodeo clown. Monty: *laughing in the living room* ______
Y/n: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Thomas sign: Oh, I’m always running Thomas sign: The question is from what
Literally crying XD
He lost his wife too didn't he? Good
Alex Jones? His wife divorced him a while back. He claims he can't remember what he said that caused his wife to leave him because "he ate a big bowl of chilli"
smh….
the universal experience
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️
Secure a new job spell jar
Ingredients:
Pink himilayan salt- purification and cleansing
Cinnamon- attracting money and success
Nutmeg- luck and money
Ginger- money, success, power
Cloves- wealth
Black pepper- courage, leadership
Sugar- extra boost
Parsley- strength
Basil- prosperity
Rosemary- to avoid conflict
Chammomile- good fortune
Alfalfa grass- growing wealth
Pine- rid negative energy and attract money
Citrine, amethyst, and aventurine for good luck
Seal with green wax and rub cork with citronella oil.
I made a playlist for Valentino. Pls check it out
uh legit can't remember if I sent this in already but I think it'd be hilarious if there was the hh overlords with a s\o whos kinda like genz??!! like the self deprecating jokes, not really taking great care of themselves,"asphyxiation is my kink but its not fun until they finish the job"
(that joke was one I found a while ago and constant die of laughter whenever I hear it lol)
Absolutely!
That joke is really funny and I laughed when I read this request
Alastor:
*Doesn't quite get your humor but enjoys how chaotic you are
*He worries about you not taking care of yourself and the things you do that put you in harms way
*You said you wanted to "cronch" on glass and he just stared at you with slight concern
*He gives you snacks throughout the day and gives you a water bottle twice daily
*One day you only spoke in memes and only Vaggie was able to decipher what the fuck you were talking about
*"Wow, that was so pog" "darling, please"
*You say the most out of pocket shit and he doesn't understand but he's supportive (until it comes to putting yourself down)
*Would argue with you that you're amazing and he loves you
*"Oh, I just shivered, I wonder what that was?"
*"You're skeleton is ready to hatch"
*Cue confused and slightly horrified deer noises
Rosie:
*She doesn't understand at all
*She'll be sitting across the room watching you dance like "????"
*"I'm gonna throw a twisted tea at Vox"
*"What?"
*The self depricating jokes get a long lecture and presentation on why she loves you and thinks you're amazing
*There is no way that you can't take care of yourself because she'll be making three squared meals a day and has enough snacks that she carries around to feed a small country
*"Asphixiation is my kink but it's not fun until they finish the job"
*She knits her eyebrows in confusion and gently puts her hand around your throat
*Nearly had a heart attack when she saw you jump from the roof yelling "YEET"
*She caught you and had to calm her brething while holding you tightly
*You are supervised for the next month and not allowed out of her sight
Valentino:
*After you make that one joke, he chokes you in bed now
*Doesn't get your humor but thinks you're joking about everything so he just kinda laughs
*You do things that make him question how he finds you attractive
*Caught you crouched on the kitchen table and drinking a monster energy drink in the middle of the night
*You take full advantage that your eyes are reflective now and it scares the shit out of him
*You were on a video call with him and he noticed you were on the roof
*"Yo, what if I just, like, jumped off this right now?"
*He'd tell you not to and that he's on the other side of the Pentagram and wouldn't be able to catch you
*Is worried when you tell him that's the point
*You drop your phone on accident and he thinks you fell off/actually did jump
*He's never flown so fast
*No more rooftops for you
*Forces you to at least drink water daily
Velvet:
*"Same"
*She gets your humor and has the same sense of humor you do
*Y'all speak exclusively in memes in front of Vox and Val to confuse them often
*Y'all eat enough junk food to give God diabetes
*Will indulge in your chaotic nature
*You both do stupid shit and share one braincell
*But sometimes you forget it at home
*"I thought you were bae, turns out you were just fam" "bruh"
*You call Vox a Boomer and she just fuckin loses it
*You casually say that glass looks tasty and she agrees
*You were hanging with Val once and asked him if he wated to catch a fade and Velvet's on the other side of the room
*"Nah, he doesn't want that smoke"
*Val went home crying
Vox:
*You called him your "little pogchamp" and he just "thank you??"
*Has seen you flat out demolish someone using your slang and insults
*Velvet and you have conversations and switch to your slang and he can no longer follow the conversation
*Tries to research and understand memes but it's like your dad trying to use modern slang to relate to you
*You're constantly munching on chips and he brings you sandwiches after seeing you only moe down on a family sized bag of corn chips
*Gives you water with the flavors in it so you are tricked into being hydrated
*Learned the phrase "hydrate before you die-drate" and began using it on you while throwing a water bottle in your direction
*He's getting the hang of it
Dream Sequence
Ship: Severus Snape x Reader/OC
Story Summary: Your name is Gwendolyn Goode. You’re a bright Hufflepuff with a knack for potions, and this is the story of how an understanding and trust between yourself and Professor Severus Snape slowly evolves over the years into mentorship, friendship, and eventual romance.
Act 1, Scene 1, Flowers
Act 1, Scene 2, Good Morning
Act 1, Scene 3, Hypnosis
Act 1, Scene 4, To the Moon
Act 1, Scene 5, Just a Dream
Act 1, Scene 6, Wasting Time
Act 1, Scene 7, Sunrise
Act 1, Scene 8, Falling in Love
Act 1, Scene 9, Easy Dreamer
Act 1, Scene 10, Dozey
Act 1, Scene 11, Nightmare
Act 1, Scene 12, Flight of the Dreamer
Intermission 1, Apart
I love your writing so much!! Could I please request a Zim x reader where he doesn’t have to wear a disguise cause people just think he is dressed for Halloween and the reader gushes about how good the costume is and how handsome he looks and Zim is for once all flustered cause how could a huma think he was attractive?? Dib Halloween plots in the background if you want to write them. Thank you and I seriously adore you!!!💕💕💕💕
Invader Zim X Reader – Worship Me!
A/N – You’re welcome, you sweet, sweet angel. I’m glad you like my writing and can only hope this is everything you want for Halloween ; )
Warnings – None.
Rating – T
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Stupid idiots in love with each other
Papyrus: HUMAN....WE WE'RE GOING THROUGH YOUR OLD SOCIAL MEDIAS. AND THERE'S THIS TERM YOU YOU KEPT USING.
Y/n: Oh?
Sans: ...kid...why were you calling yourself a "monster fucker"?
Y/n:
PAPYRUS: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY-
Y/n, trapped in a bone cage: It was a different time! We didn't know you actually existed!
Nightmare: I brought you here to play the most dangerous game...
Y/n: (nodding) Knife monopoly.
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm curious about knife monopoly.
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The Joys of Running! | Lady Dimitrescu HCs
you run around Castle Dimitrescu and the vamp ladies think it’s very sexy of you. also, you beat Heisenberg up a little bit
Taglist: @blixeon @mxcheese @prismarts @tales-of-hisirdoux
Headcannons
Right, so
We all know that Mr. Ethan Winters likes to shoot things
Which is like
Fair
He’s seen some shit, he wants to defend himself, that’s valid
BUT
WHAT HE HASN’T CONSIDERED
IS RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY
You, though, you have a big brain
You considered that
So
When you rolled up to Lady D’s castle
You started running
I mean, you hung out with Alcina for a bit first, but then you realized she wanted to eat you
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He finally made it to the moon!!!
I love how he turned out!!! Sooooooo cute!!!!!
Last picture is the final product. Done with acrylic on canvas.
Update: the clear coat fucked up the colors so I’m recoloring it when it drys fully. I’ll post it when I’m done.
Let’s just take a minute to appreciate some of the 1970’s mystery gang shows.
new terf/trans exclusionary dogwhistle, heads up
