Campcamp - Tumblr Posts
Here's a picture of Daniel I drew a little while ago to kick this little blog off right! (Aka I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm still posting this anyways)
Credit to Rooster Teeth for the character.
Camp
Patton: Why are you evening out here?
Virgil: Well its definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to drop off and pick up campers and so far seems to be my only reasonable method of escaping this f***ing nightmare of a camp. Definitely not that.
Patton: heeeey language
Virgil: Suck a D-
Sad
Patton: Tell them how much you love it Virgil!
Virgil: See that's the sad thing, he still actually thinks that I love it.
Logan: ...
Roman: ...
Camp Camp
Roman: So it's a Camp Camp?
Thomas: Well I wouldn't call it out like that, but yes
Logan: THIS IS BULLS***
Virgil: Woah check out the balls on new kid
Roman: Where!
Bus
Virgil: Remember this face Patton, cus you'll never seeing it again!
*Bus drives away*
*5 minutes later*
Cop: I'm getting real tired of having to come up here Patton
Patton: I know Sal.
Guitar
Roman: *In the distance* This is gonna be awesome
Remy: This is gonna be awful
Patton: Aw come on Remy, look at the brightside! Virgil made not one, not three, but two new friends today! *Starts to pull out guitar*
Remy: *Grabs guitar and wacks him*
Family
Thomas: This parents day needs to go off without a hitch, that means good times and happy family's
Virgil: WHAT!
Thomas: Until this ones actual family gets here you three are gonna be the perfect nuclear family. Got it?
Patton: *Dramatic Gasp* Were gonna have so much fun! FAMILY!
Beautiful
Virgil: Its beautiful
Remus: *Squrial climbs on hand*
Remus: *Stabs it*
Virgil: DUDE YOU F***ING KILLED IT
Remus: Oh...
NATURE
Patton: Great! Because you all have until sun down to convince me
Roman: *Jumps on him*
Roman: PATTON! YOU ME! YOU KNOW I LOVE NATURE! YOU KNOW IF I COULD I WOULD HAVE BABIES WITH NATURE!
Roman: So do I get my prize now?
Owie
Roman: I can't do this alone! Which means you've gotta pull yourself together!
Patton: Gosh darn it, your right Roman. Todays the day i get hard!
Roman: Ok... maybe we dont phrase it like that
Patton: Oh no! Rule one, no backing down. LOOK OUT WORLD IM HARD AND IM COMING! Whether he likes it or not. Logan is gonna let me in! *Kicks door* Owie
Virgil: So does he wanna help Logan, or f*** him?
CULTIST
Virgil: Oh my f*** hes actually a-
Virgil: CULTIST
Logan & Roman: *Banging on door*
Virgil: YOU HIRED A F***ING CULTIST YOU IDIOT
Patton: Woah! Woah! What's wrong kids and why aren't you with Deceit?
Virgil: OH YOU MEAN THE BAT S*** CRAZY CULT LEADER YOU JUST PUT IN CHARGE OF THE CAMP!
Patton: Again with these cult jokes Virgil, please...
Roman finally lost it
Thomas: What in the?
Roman: HEY THOMAS! LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE?
Thomas: W-what did you do to the camp?
Roman: I CLEANED IT! THE FLOORS WERE COVERED IN DIRT!
Thomas: That because it's the forest
Roman: I KNOW! I REALLY DID SOME GOOD TODAY! So for my prize I was thinking of a Broadway deal
Gasp
Patton: Surely Deceit can't be that threatening I mean not everybody loves him, right Virgil. Virgil?
Virgil: i love you deceit
Patton: *Dramatic gasp*
Patton: B-but that's not right, Virgil doesn't love anything
F*** THAT
Roman: Virgil help us
Virgil: Dont worry guys I know exactly what to do
Virgil: *Slams door and books it* F*** THAT
Virgil: So wait, if we retrieve this dumb box of yours we get anything that in there? Including say a certain illegal Colombian firework that someone had to fork up when they got to this godforsaken camp!
Thomas: Uh sure kid, now listen it's very important that you... wait where did he go?
Logan: Hes already half way across the lake
Remy: And then Nancy was like "Who's an idoit" and I told her to mind her own f***ing business!
Roman: Personally, that's when I would have started with the biting
INKTOBER 07: Here’s a David. I keep telling myself not to stress over Inktober, but it’s hard, having school in the way with literally no time for anything else. I’ll try. Hopefully! ••• #inktober2017 #inktober #sketch #lineart #cartoons #campcamp #ccdavid