Me Viewing Content Pretaining To Hannibal For The Nth Time: "Ah Yes The Chickpea Ripper"

Me viewing content pretaining to Hannibal for the nth time: "Ah yes the Chickpea Ripper"

My brain: No its the Chesapeake Ripper

Me: "The Cheesecake Ripper"

Brain *sigh*- The Chesapeake Ripper C-H-E-S-A-P-E-A-K-E Ripper

Me: "Oh i get it the Chestnut Ripper"

Brain: NO THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER

Me: "...The Chick-fil-a Ripper? "

Confession time:

Every time I read dialogue for Jin Ling it’s always just Ciel Phantomhives dub voice

don’t say anything, just reblog.

I love the idea of the first time this happens he fully wakes up and rushes to the hall in fear of SOMETHING going wrong and does a double take when everything is going smoohly when in actuality the seniors just hid the skeleton in the closet. Literally.

Wwx: Im so proud my disciples are finally taking on sect duties :D

A-yuan sweating buckets while side eyeing mxy, xue yang and a certain closet: ...Of course

Mxy keeping a leash on xue yang while watching his shixiong lie to their sect leader on his face: ....

Xue yang with mxy: ( ｀▽ ´)Ψミ(/・_・)/

Wei Wuxian: *sitting up from his bed* shit I have to train my shidis

Wei Wuxian: oh wait I defected. *lays back down*

Wei Wuxian: *sits up abruptly* I'M A SECT LEADER-

on the topic of kim dokja canonically being an artist it would be so funny if he was actually quite famous because he's read more stuff than twsa but whenever he would post a yoo joonghyuk piece he always got comments like "oh is this your oc"

Oh—

Wei Wuxian had yet to make a single noise of greeting when Lan Wangji lifted his head and saw him. The man stood opposite him for a short while before calmly walking toward him…

…He thought he saw a thin web of crimson blood vessels in Lan Wangji’s eyes.

—Chapt. 24: Malice II, fanyiyi

Lan Wangji thought he wasn’t keeping his promise to meet up again. Lan Wangji thought he left—