People Keep Gossiping About LWJ Marrying WWX And He's Growing So Tired Of The Old "The Yiling Laozu Corrupted

People keep gossiping about LWJ marrying WWX and he's growing so tired of the old "The Yiling Laozu corrupted Hanguang-Jun" discourse that, one day, he decides to say something about it.

So, in a very public place...

"You lot should be glad Hanguang-Jun married me. Cause if I didn't have him to reel me in, I'd be fucking all of your wives and they'd all fall in love with me."

And Lan Wangji, in his undisturbed Lan-ness, nods solemnly as if he's declaring an absolute truth of the universe and says, "They would. I sure did."

I remember you had some comics that were depictions of some of the famous Egyptian myths, but I can’t figure out where to find them

You might be thinking of some old gag/filler comics I made! There's this one

I also did a mini-comic about The Contesting of Horus and Set!

This one is up on the Godslave Patreon!

I see your “lonelyeyes have divorces over minor disputes” and raise you:

Soukou has divorces over petty little fights

what hurts most about wei wuxian is how fucking kind he is

after being shit on by the world and everyone and all the pain and suffering he went through

it hurts so much because he deserves so much better than how he was treated

As a shipper of both, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

ineffable husbands shippers @ ineffable bureaucracy rn:

(this is a joke, i'm happy for y'all, but damn.)