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[Nanashi bust a gut over Dave's joke -- moreso because of the exaggeration of his revulsion, but still. In fairness, hungry as he was, there was no way he was touching a Fazbender pizza. Dave had given him the scoop on where the ingredients came from; Nanashi would never look at a pizza the same way ever again.]
[There was an overjoyed twinkle in his eye when Dave patted his shoulder; hopefully, any hesitation on Dave's end vanished when Nanashi uncontrollably beamed. It was slowly but surely becoming obvious how much Nanashi idolized this guy, though ( as he'd said ) he was probably a terrible role model. Dave led a life that Nanashi aspired to, though -- he couldn't help looking up to him.]
❝ Heh, you're right -- eating possibly-lethal garbage really isn't a way to spend your unlife. I'll raise my standards thusly. ❞ [Nanashi recognized that hint of sincerity, to his comfort and delight. It was refreshing to talk ( and even joke! ) with someone who shared his trauma; being able to take a shitty situation and mock it was the ultimate "turning lemons into lemonade." Meeting Dave might just be the best thing that ever happened to him.]
❝ Damn, that's pretty fucked up. ❞ [Nanashi laughed again, but as a "pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity" truther, he knew the depravity that Dave was alluding to. Nanashi was far from intimidated, though -- he had to know what was so bad that it could be compared to pineapple on pizza.] ❝ I'm not that bad -- I'm more "mixing ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise" bad. But hey...if you take me under your wing, we can be pretty fucked up together. ❞
It seemed that the two of them were the same in quite a few ways: the obvious, of course, but also how the both of them were tredding on cautious ground. Or not, because what was he thinking ? Dave Miller doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of him.
Anyway.
The man in purple grins from Nanashi's joke, forcing an over-the-top face of contorted disgust. ❝ Frankly, kid , I dunno if I could ever reach that point ! ❞ Dave extends his hand once more, only milisecond of hesitation . . . this time ? His arm reaches out fully, cautiously, and settles on the teenager's shoulder with a playful pat. ❝ C'mon, man ! Have some standards ! Just 'cause we can't die doesn't mean we gotta torture ourselves, yeah ? ❞ His smile softens, less the dramatic grin of high energy and something a little more sincere. This whole thing was a comfort for himself, and he hoped the same to Nanashi. Maybe there were more people out there who understood their “ party trick ”. The way things were going ? Maybe he would never be alone again.
Dave's hand retracts and he folds his arms, swaying back and forth. ❝ Oh you do, do you ? How bad are we talkin' ? I'm like . . . pineapple on pizza levels of fucked up, y'know. I dunno if you can handle my speed of awfulness. ❞
People keep gossiping about LWJ marrying WWX and he's growing so tired of the old "The Yiling Laozu corrupted Hanguang-Jun" discourse that, one day, he decides to say something about it.
So, in a very public place...
"You lot should be glad Hanguang-Jun married me. Cause if I didn't have him to reel me in, I'd be fucking all of your wives and they'd all fall in love with me."
And Lan Wangji, in his undisturbed Lan-ness, nods solemnly as if he's declaring an absolute truth of the universe and says, "They would. I sure did."
“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
Cas vowing to bug the shit out of the void man until he gives him what he wants is both my aesthetic and really fuckin relatable
According to all known laws of #misha collins, there is no way a #slytherin should be able to #demon slayer.
cannot remember the context of the conversation i was having with my roommate like ten minutes ago but this is what we got out of it
☎ WRONG NUMBER? l. heeseung
୨୧ -› texting the wrong number isn't so bad for heeseung...and maybe you too?
pair -› basketball captain!lee heeseung x fem!reader | trope -› highschool strangers to lovers | warn -› y/n calls him a slut LOL | REN SAYS.. i thought this was p funny guys lmk!! | library
hai guys sorry i will upload spiderman riks and smau updates as soon as i can this was just a little 1am idea