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Took a pic of my shadow, creepy, I love it
Hey Google, play Ava Adore by The Smashing Pumpkins
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Was watching Junji Ito. My favorite character is Souichi. Love that creepy little nail chewing, antagonizing, chaos inducing, black magic casting, Gilbert Gottfried looking weirdo.
Instead of giving each girl a fake autograph, just make them all fight to the death over one.
Chaotic tiny king❤️❤️
Austin Tindle really brought him to life❤️❤️
If you tell someone you're pan and they don't immediately ask if your parents are Gohan and Videl, what are you doing still talking to this person
Go on, flee
Points if they try to butter you up like the bread you claim to be.
Sincerely,
A pansexual
How to draw Black characters. Because it's way too obvious when you drew a white person and gave them Black skin.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRg6YsKN/
-fae
He put his tattoo up to my face and started pretending it was hissing and biting me
His intrusive thoughts won my dudes💀😭
There is a tiktok of a fashion show where someone rips the 'virgin mary' costume off to reveal a pregnant alien.
I'd be standing up clapping, yelling, "You go, Tyra Banks".
Because I am an absolute c-u-n-t
This one is for the models on ANTM who were humiliated and butchered 🥂🍷....
I've noticed a lot of hate towards AI art. You know, as a traditional artist, it was jarring when digital art became a thing. It felt like cheating at first, having a computer correct your lines and all that jazz. I have spent years perfecting straight lines and whatnot. I get it. Some artists feel cheated by this new type of art. This must be exciting for those who feel like they can't draw or need someone else to bring their mental images and words to life. It's quite amazing, AI art. Look how far things have come. Technology is constantly evolving. Whatever the medium, it's still art.
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*lights head on fire* trust me, im saving you from becoming a Jeff Dunham prop....
Steve Smith: a cigaaaaaaahhr
every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list
Was it my sister?? Sounds like my sister....
My husband:
Me:
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Today is my nephew's 6th birthday and I just know he woke up upset that he still has to go to school on his birthday. I've been out of school so long that I'm not even sure how they do birthdays at school anymore. Hopefully they still make kids feel special on such a day. It's crazy how fast these 6 years have flown by. Feels like just the other day I was sleep deprived, hungry and had to pee but ignored all those things in order to sit there and rock him while singing to him. He looked like a little angel, tiny hand wrapped around my finger while he slept. He slept alot compared to now. Now his energy is off the walls and when he does fall asleep, I try to scoop him up and carry him.... praying I don't hit his head on the doorframe or have my ankle give out and I just yeet him into next week. I wonder if he knows how truly amazing he is❤️❤️
"I wasn't going to be dictated to by mad old men anymore. And then I come here, to meet with the leader of our nation, and what do I find? A mad, cruel old man. Never again, Godbrand. Never again." -Carmilla ....
I asked my Godchild and nephew if he wants to be a dinosaur when he grows up and he said "no, I'll turn into fossil fuel" and I was not prepared. Lol. This generation is so intelligent and sarcastic, I love it. I dont understand why people are hating on gen-z, I think they're going places. They're going to heal generational trauma and be the sassiest old people one day. Idk who's going to help him with future homework though, they're smarter than us. Lol. What we learned in school and what they're learning is completely different. Pluto was still a planet when I was a kid but now my nephew tells me it's a dwarf planet. I hope parents have patience and an open mind. My nephew told me all kinds of stuff about space and dinosaurs. He told me his favorite is a stegosaurus, or if you're like me and just call it what it looks like.... a spiky back dinosaurus. He just looked at me and patted my back, saying "it's ok" 🤣🤣
So I googled it and realized that I was now learning about something I never thought I would. I think that's really awesome.
What's your favorite dinosaur, if you have one??
My husband always asks if I'm hungry and im like "no, im just always thirsty, if I could drink all food, I would" and then it hit me....
My stomach is probably always messed up because I'd rather a stick to a liquid diet and it can't process solid food🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
My life is one big vampire joke🙄🙄....
Ran out of iron tablets last night so my husband drove us both to Dollar General. Looked everywhere and thought they were out, was like "oh damn I'm about to become violently ill within the next couple of days" but lo and behold, right next to the garlic tablets. There it was. My husband was laughing himself to death and had to take a pic of my sour expression. I get everywhere in is alphabetical order but still, wtf.... who puts iron right next to the garlic
He was having too much fun and I literally had to check the bottle at the check-out just make sure it was in fact iron, not garlic.
I'm not allowed to navigate the shopping cart anymore because I'm "too fast". So I tried to walk in what felt like slow motion and he just kept glaring at me. Still had to walk in slo-mo beside him because if I walked at my normal pace, he would be an aisle behind me....
