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Dead By Daylight Characters When You Say A Terrible Pick Up Line
Dead by Daylight characters when you say a terrible pick up line

Danny Johnson
You were cornered and Ghostface was just standing there staring at you
"My mom said to not talk to strangers but for you I'll make an exception" you said winking and chuckling nervously
He stood there and although you couldn't see it he was blinking rapidly and a smile was slowly forming on his face
His shoulders was shaking and soon enough you could hear him laughing "Oh wow that- that was terrible sweetheart" he faked wiped his tears and walked up to you, picked you up and tossed you over his shoulder
Leon Kennedy
You guys just finished the last gen and he was opening the exit gate
You leaned on the wall besides him and looked at him
He looked at you and smiled a little confused "What is there something on my face?" He says softly and nervously
And that's when you said with a big ass grin on your face "Are you tired yet?" Your shoulders shake trying to suppress your laugh "What?" He look even more confused "Cause you've been running through my mind all day and night" You blow a kiss at him and the exit gates open
He stutters and blushes but then laughs and soft laugh and shakes his head and grabs your hand and you guys leave together
Albert Wesker
He was chasing you down the hall and then you suddenly threw and pallet down on his head causing him to groan and clutch his head in pain
"Are you a parking ticket cause you got 'fine' written all over you" You said blowing a kiss at him
He just stands there staring at you blanky letting out a sigh "Is that the best you have?" He says with a smirk
You blush and stand there frozen
He breaks the pallet and his tentacles wrap around you and he tosses you over his shoulder and takes you to an office for some fun time
Dwight Fairfield
You guys were chilling at camp with some of the other survivors
You turned to Dwight and leaned in placing your chin in your palm and a sly grin formed on your face
"You know what you would look really beautiful in?" You say to Dwight causing him to raise an eyebrow and give a small smile "W-what?"
"My arms" you say winking
His face turns beet red and he covers his face with his hands
(if y'all want more just tell me and I'll gladly do more :))
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Rire x reader
Disclaimer: Rire is not mine he belongs to @darqx
Your a bunny hybrid (based off my OC) for reference a bunny Im using is a Holland Flop.
There is some suggestive stuff but nothing crazy. Gender is not specified.


I sit on the couch chewing on some asparagus while watching my favorite movies. I had my loose pair of pajama pants on. I didn't have a shirt on (just a bra on) because I couldn't be bothered to put one on. Besides only Rire lives here, speaking of Rire where is he? I don't have time to wonder when he suddenly appears behind me. "Thinking of me little bunny?" He says lowly in my ear causing me to shudder. I blush and nod I could practically feel his grin. He brings his hand to pet my ears causing me to jump a bit and let out little sounds. "So sensitive" he mocks me, I close my eyes a whimper threatens to leave my throat. "R-Rire..." I mumble, a tentacle slowly explored my body, groping me everywhere. The tentacle decides to just grope my (clothed/bare) chest causing me to let out a moan. I slowly open my teary doe eyes to see Rire in front of me. He towers over me and is grinning, showing off his sharp teeth. A tentacle grabs my arms and pulls them over my head so I can't move them. Another slowly traces over my body to grip my chin. He moves closer to where he is between my thighs. He kneels down and moves his face closer to my heat. He slowly brings his hand to the waistband of my pants and drags them down. One hand plays with my soft cotton ball tail and the other pulls down my underwear. I put my legs over his shoulders and he leans his face closer like he's about to go down on me.
I suddenly jerk awake and groan in disappointment. I rub my thighs together and see that im turned on. "Fuck..." I grumble, I grab the TV remote and turn off the TV. Rire probably had something to do with that damn bastard.
Getting my hair done and it's almost finished!!! ๐ป
Here are some Ghost pics cause why not






Albert Wesker x reader
Just some silly thing I came up with. It's more of a crack fic then anything else lmao ๐ Choke me Whesker-
Also Wesker is a bit OOC but in a good way :) also a big suggestive and kinda cringe but it's a crack fic sooo

I was in a match with Wesker or should I say Whisker's. I was in the hall of RPD and Chris was on the hook behind me. Leon was on his way to unhook him and Ada was on the floor behind me. I was distracting Wesker in my own fun way of course. "Hey Whisker's what's up baby girl I was just wondering if you wanted to be my Discord kitten?" I said and bite my lip and winked at him. I heard Leon choke and Chris laughing. Ada looked up at me horrified and amused.
My shoulders shook trying to keep my laugh in. I couldn't really tell what was going on in his mind but he was for sure stunned and his cheeks were a bit pink. I grinned and suddenly Wesker's tentacles were around my throat and slammed me into the wall. I let of a moan and clutched his tentacles "Oh harder daddy!" I moaned loudly, I threw my head back, Chris was healing Ada and he was dying laughing and Leon was definitely amused. Wesker was definitely blushing fron embarrassment or something else I don't know but it was a funny sight. He let go of me and walked away I wanted to tease him more but I refrained myself.
I was then healed up "I'm surprised he didn't kill you!" Chris said with shock I laughed and smiled like an idiot. "He could kill me anytime" I said Chris started coughing and looked at me with a disgusted yet amused face "What the fuck...okay..." He turned around and walked off I giggled. I walked where Wesker took off at "Whesky where are you~" I call out "Oh kitten whiskers where are you your making Daddy angy" I call out in a mock tone, I started to laugh after saying that. I laughed so much I fell to my knees and could hardly breathe. My laugh bounced off the walls and echoed. I clutched my stomach and tears were spilling from my eyes.
I heard footsteps but didn't turn around and as I gasped for air as my laugh was settling down. I felt a hand on my shoulder and I looked up and saw Wesker. He had a bit of a stern look on his face but his cheeks were still a bit tinted red, probably embarrassed. I grinned "Hey kitten Whiskers~" I winked, he scrunched his nose "Don't call me that" He said in a dark tone "Alright... Daddy.." I said He tensed again "Oh?~ Do you like being called daddy?" I said lowly grinning ear to ear I turned around fully and placed my hands on his thighs and looked up in his eyes- sunglasses I should say. I licked my lips, he was still for a while and very tense.
He wrapped his tentacles around my neck and I jokingly moaned. He let out a shaky sigh and tilted his head at me. His tentacles gripped me tighter "Your lucky I have a thing tentacles most people don't.." I say looking deep into his sunglasses, my tongue sliding over my teeth. One of his tentacles slowly slid up my face and slid between my lips and slowly forced it way down my throat. "I'm getting tired of your talking" Wesker said with irritation my eyes rolled back and I moaned. I smirked and sucked on the tentacle getting a small gasp from him. He blushed slightly and then slowly smirked but quickly covered it back up.
He tossed me over his shoulder "Nice ass" I say looking down admiring his ass he doesn't say anything but he grips me tighter. He carries me into a office and slams me on the office desk. "Rough I like that" I say winking and licking my lips "Stay" Is all Wesker says before waking off I shrug my shoulders and do what I'm told. Leon comes rushing over "What are you doing??" Leon asks with curiosity "Daddy- I mean Whiskers- I mean Wesker told me to stay put" I say Leon just stared at me and looked away then looked back. He rubbed his neck and just nodded and walked away. I giggled, I did what I was supposed to and waited. I absentmindedly played with my rings and shirt. Eventually my teammates were scarified, I felt bad but oh well I'd tell what would happen and surely they should understand.
I had an ache between my legs and I whined out letting my mind wander on what Wesker would do to me. I slowly crept my fingers towards my heat but before I could do anything I heard his voice. "How dirty of you couldn't even wait" I slowly open my eyes and lustfully look him up and down. He has his jacket off and his shirt and has his belt in hand. He grins and takes his sunglasses off to show his gorgeous eyes. I moan in anticipation, my thighs rub together. "Wesker if you don't hurry up and fuck me right now I swear-" I say but was cut off my him chuckling "Guess your not a fan of foreplay huh?" He smirks, yeah the group would definitely understand.
Boy was I gonna have something fun to tell the rest of the group.
You naughty sausages don't get smut your just gonna have to use your imagination ๐ธ (I'm sorry don't cancel me ๐๐๐ป)

God the things I would let this man do to me. Also the gifs for this man ๐คค to many to choose
I'm dreaming right?! Someone pinch me!!! The @butterbabyflapjack just fucking followed me!!! OMG Omg omg fucking screaming of excitement rn!!!


Dbd when you say a terrible pick up line pt2

The Trickster
He sighed and turned around and stared at you
You've been following him around all trial and he never did anything like it because he thought it was cute
Now he was a little annoyed and confused
"Why are you following me?" He asked
You gave him a wicked grin "'Cause I was told to follow my dreams" You blush
He pauses and chuckles "Is that supposed to be a pick up line?" He asks rhetorically
He grabs your chin and tilts it up and presses a kiss to your lips "Your lucky your cute"
The Twins
You were on a hook and she was just standing in front of you
You looped her for 4gens so she was pissed
You didn't have anything else to do so you decided to say jokes
She was not amused at all so you decided to say a pick up line "Do you ever get tired of running through my mind all night?"
She looks taken aback and blushes a bit
She looks away and turns aways, she mutters under her breathe and rolls her eyes
Jake Park
He was teaching you how to efficiently and more quickly sabotage hooks
"Your hands look heavy can I hold them for you?" You say out of no where
He coughs violently and blushes
He whips his head towards you "W-what?!" He says with a embarrassed look
You grin and move your hand to his face cupping it and squishing his cheeks together
His lips pucker and he gives you a look with his big round eyes so you kiss him and then remove your hand and smile gently at him
Nea Karlsson
You guys were graffiting together and you are sitting down taking a break
You admired her and how cool she looked, you sat up to quickly
So everything was spinny and blurry "woah" you clutched your head and closed you eyes and sighed
"woah hey you okay" you smiled and looked at her
"I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you seriously just rocked my world" you say smirking
She looks at you and shakes her head and ruffles your hair "that was terrible hun get better pick up lines" and gets back to work
Two works in one day ๐คจ