JUST A PSA FOR EVERYONE:

JUST A PSA FOR EVERYONE:

If you wash your hands of where you’ve been until you flood the second floor, and neatly fold your skeletons but still can’t shut the closet door. The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough (but don’t you think evil ones should get a little more???).

i have a rlly important question

have you ever died in a nightmare?? yk, like, surprised u hadnt earned ur fate???

have you ever felt like atlas threw you back out on the axis, and maybe.. i dunno... collapsed and threw the planet away???

do u think everyones jst blood in an icetray?? a vampire picking flowers out in the sun???

if so, run ur diagnostics tests, and maybe... its posited, nobody dies agnostic? yeah, but, we still dial 9-1-1.

I’m watching Adventure Time right now, and why does it feel like every Cartoon Network show had to have a “perfect sandwich” episode (or an episode including a perfect sandwich)? The ones coming to mind right now are Adventure Time, Teen Titans Go, and Regular Show. There may be some others too.

It usually consisted of a character training for months or years to be able to make said sandwich. It’s weird because there’s no way they were all made by coincidence. Maybe it was just some inside joke or right of passage between all of these shows.

If anyone asks what's going on in my head when I rant about the remaster, it's exactly this image.

Sorry but you got the pronouns wrong. I prefers it if you would use I/me/myself. Just letting you know! I’m sure you meant no harm. :)

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

You know that episode of Friends where Ross tries to move a couch to his apartment with Rachel and Chandler but they get stuck while going up the stairs? Ross yells, "PIVOT" and Chandler says some witty, sarcastic quip. Believe it or not, that episode has a lot to do with my current situation.

Sorry but you got the pronouns wrong. I prefers it if you would use I/me/myself. Just letting you know! I’m sure you meant no harm. :)

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.