You Know That Episode Of Friends Where Ross Tries To Move A Couch To His Apartment With Rachel And Chandler

You know that episode of Friends where Ross tries to move a couch to his apartment with Rachel and Chandler but they get stuck while going up the stairs? Ross yells, "PIVOT" and Chandler says some witty, sarcastic quip. Believe it or not, that episode has a lot to do with my current situation.

Tried to take a photo of my cat with the flash on, and holy crap I think he’s possessed.

He gazes into the void and beneath the black he only sees more black. And beneath him it sees the same. And he dies. Glockenspiel.

“Stay hydrated” this, “hydrate or diedrate” that

Literally EVERY TIME I take a sip of water, or any liquid for that matter, I choke on it. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

I can’t stay hydrated if my body rejects all of the water I drink.

Almost my entire dashboard is filled with Hatsune Miku, but it still isn’t enough. BRING ME MORE INTERNATIONAL MIKUS!!! They’re so cute and I want to see them all!!!!

If anyone asks what's going on in my head when I rant about the remaster, it's exactly this image.

JUST A PSA FOR EVERYONE:

If you wash your hands of where you’ve been until you flood the second floor, and neatly fold your skeletons but still can’t shut the closet door. The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough (but don’t you think evil ones should get a little more???).

i have a rlly important question

have you ever died in a nightmare?? yk, like, surprised u hadnt earned ur fate???

have you ever felt like atlas threw you back out on the axis, and maybe.. i dunno... collapsed and threw the planet away???

do u think everyones jst blood in an icetray?? a vampire picking flowers out in the sun???

if so, run ur diagnostics tests, and maybe... its posited, nobody dies agnostic? yeah, but, we still dial 9-1-1.