JoJo's Bizarre Adventure La Squadra

JoJo's bizarre adventure la squadra

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Risotto Nero is the leader of la squadra he has a very sad pass his cousin died right in front of his face that's not a good way to live life but he killed the person who killed his cousin and moved on with his life and eventually joined the mafia and became a traitor trying to find out the bosses identity along with the rest of his team.

Prosciutto as we all know prosciutto is a very responsible man he knows how to take care of himself matter of fact he takes care of other people not only himself he knows how to fight and he is also in the mafia he is pretty bold and he will say what he wants whenever he wants and nobody is stopping him.

Illuso as we all know he is kind of a jerk even to his team members but he does know how to fight so we all have to give him credit for that especially since he's in the mafia we have to give him more credit for that I mean come on now if you really think about it he's brave enough to join a mafia knowing that he could die any second any minute any hour any day any week any month any year and he is prepared for that to happen he's prepared to die just not to leave his teammates.

Formaggio he is always bullied for his stand it's not even that bad it's just a matter of knowing how to control it plus he knows how to control it and he is the stand user so that is really what matters also he is in the mafia as the rest of them he is pretty brave but not more brave than prosciutto or risotto or even illuso for that matter but don't get me wrong he still is pretty brave just not like the rest of his teammates no hate to him at all though.

One day prosciutto risotto illuso and formaggio were just hanging out at risotto's house watching TV talking about the boss eating food and just taking a break of the mafia world because they feel like they at least need a break once in awhile and they all work very hard for what they have right now and before so they are treating their self as they should.

Prosciutto started to talk to risotto prosciutto was saying this is so pathetic how have we not uncovered the boss's identity yet it's not even that damn hard this is really starting to piss me off now I normally can hold back my anger but we have been working on this for years it's so dumb why are we even wasting our time on this our team members sorban gelato literally got killed from either the boss or one of his Royal guards why are we still doing this they gave us a warning by killing two of our team members God this is so annoying but confusing at the same time I am starting to lose my mind at this point risotto looked at prosciutto right in the eye and told him to stop being a baby we are in the mafia deal with it we are literally traitors we are in such a big gang organization you're worried about people who have already died knowing that you can die at any second not just from other gang members but just in general are you serious this is really not like you smarten up if you continue on like this then we are definitely going to lose you can't keep bringing the rest of the team down because you are feeling down that's not how we do it you know the drill you have been knowing the drill for years don't act like you are a newbie now you have never acted like a newbie even when you were new to la squadra so don't try to pull that stuff now okay prosciutto look back in risotto's eyes and said I am not holding the team back whatsoever SO DO NOT START SAYING THAT I AM HOLDING THE REST OF THE TEAM BACK BECAUSE I AM STRESSED OUT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT BUT NO BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY HONESTLY AND YES I GET THE FACT THAT WE COULD DIE AT ANY SECOND I'M NOT IGNORING THAT I KNOW WE CAN DIE BY NATURAL CAUSES OR GETTING MURDERED I'M FULLY AWARE OF THAT I WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY AND YOU KNOW THAT AND SAYING THAT I'M STARTING TO ACT LIKE A NEWBIE SINCE WHEN YOU EVEN SAID THAT I HAVE NEVER ACTED LIKE A NEWBIE NOT EVEN WHEN I WAS NEW SO HOW ABOUT THIS YOU DON'T START SAYING THAT I'M ACTING LIKE A NEWBIE OR ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES I'M STRESSED OUT LET ME CLEAR MY MIND YOU ARE NOT HELPING BY GIVING ME A DUMBASS PEP TALK THAT IS NOT EVEN WORKING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DO THIS TO THE OTHER TEAM MEMBERS WHEN THEY ARE STRESSED OUT BUT IT CERTAINLY IS NOT GOING TO WORK ON ME LET ME TELL YOU THAT MUCH risotto stood there in shock he stopped right there in his tracks he was so surprised that prosciutto lost his mind and said all of those things he even started screaming he never starts yelling it's not like him to do that risotto knows now that he is definitely stressed out risotto assured him that he was not trying to annoy him nor was he trying to be rude he was trying to raise up his confidence but he said that he guess it did not work at least not on you it works on some of the team members but apparently it does not work on you which I'm not going to force it to work on you if it does not work then it does not work I'm sorry for saying that stuff to you.

Prosciutto formaggio and illuso stood there and shock considering that risotto just apologized to prosciutto risotto never apologizes they were all just shocked but eventually after a couple seconds acted like nothing ever happened which is how prosciutto and risotto wanted it to be they did not want it to be cringy in any way so they just stopped talking about the boss the mafia gangs anything like that they just stopped talking about it and they cleared off their mind watching TV eating snacks meanwhile prosciutto is making some tea for the rest of the team that is at risotto's house the other half of the team is at somebody else's house the only team members that are dead is sorbet and gelato.

Prosciutto apologize to risotto back later on in private so it would not be that cringy and so the other team members wouldn't do what they did before when risotto apologized risotto except his apology and prosciutto except risotto's apology and they moved on from that little fight that they had they were just chilling and they all decided to go to sleep.

Risotto went to sleep in his room prosciutto took one of the guest bedrooms illuso took another one of the guest bedrooms and there were no more guest bedrooms left so formaggio decided just to sleep on the couch but it's a big couch so it was all okay in the end risotto gave formaggio some blankets and they all went off to sleep.

JoJo's bizarre adventure la squadra

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Prosciutto is a very organized person he is a great role model and make sure everything is put in order and is planned out before taking action he is a great assassin and he deserves more credit for that but he can do other skills besides being a great assassin and a good role model to other people he's good at cooking and cleaning he's pretty good at social life but knows when it's too much of course being the organized man that prosciutto is he doesn't spend that much time looking over a TV computer or a phone or any electronics in general.

Risotto he is very strong and a great assassin he is similar to prosciutto in different ways he doesn't really like the social life that much he's not into that and he has never been into it the only people who he really likes to talk to is la squadra he is okay with talking to all the members but when it comes down to talking to other people he does not like it that much he does not have social anxiety it's just he prefers not to talk to random people especially when he doesn't get anything out of it he believes that if they are not in passione then they are a waste of time.

Everybody knows that they are both great role models and they both deserve to be leaders as for risotto he is a leader he's the leader of la squadra and prosciutto is just a member but he honestly does not really care because he still does get credit and that's all that he really cares for honestly that's all you really need to be a great assassin you need to know what you're doing have an organized plan have a second plan just in case things go wrong you have to know what you are doing you can't screw things up if you mess up you have to notify your teammates immediately and you have to make sure that you don't screw them up like you screwed yourself up.

We all know that they would be great leaders we have that part over with but what if they were working together only risotto and prosciutto imagine that just think of it how strong they would be let's get on with the story.

Prosciutto and risotto's plan was to take out Bruno's team they know that it would not be easy but they known that they would have to stick together no matter what and have more than one plan they know that they have a bunch of tricks up their sleeve and they are willing to save each other's lives as much as they're willing to save their own but them knowing that gives them the advantage you might be thinking to yourself how would that give them any advantage they know something so little how can that change the whole game well let me explain they will try their best to take one member off of Bruno's team at a time risotto will be for the far attacks and prosciutto will be for the close attacks considering that if he hits somebody they will start aging faster like crazy.

Their plan was to take off one person off of Bruno's team at a time in hopes that another person from Bruno's teen would come by so they could kill that person too which their plan was going pretty well so far they known Bruno's whereabouts and they killed half of his team so they already got a head start which gives them the biggest advantage Bruno has pretty much no chance of winning at this rate at least.

There were only three more members of brunos team that were still alive Bruno fugo and mista the rest of them had been killed.

Prosciutto and risotto made a plan they decided to go individually they known about fugo's stand ability and the virus that his stand ability has so prosciutto decided to take on fugo and risotto was going to kill mista and after they killed them they would both go after Bruno they known Bruno stand ability and they known that he was dangerous to take on individually even though they were both strong individuals they known that it was going to be risky and they did not want to screw it up.

Eventually prosciutto ran into fugo not on purpose it just happened and sadly for fugo he was at the wrong place at the wrong time and he ended up getting killed by prosciutto shortly after prosciutto killed fugo prosciutto called risotto telling him the news that he ran into fugo by accident and killed him risotto was pleased to hear that but risotto also told prosciutto that plans would not be changing we are still not going after Bruno he said it's too dangerous plus we still have to take on mista prosciutto agreed and said that he would help out risotto so they set up a time since they know Bruno whereabouts it was going to be pretty easy for them.

Bruno realize that fugo had been killed and evacuated he also realized that prosciutto and risotto known his whereabouts and that's how they haven't been running into each other lately because they have been planning this all along Bruno said it's finally making sense now that's how I could not find them because they were finding me and I did not even notice it until now Bruno thought to himself very carefully and said it may be too late though me and mista are the only ones alive on our team we are more than likely not going to make it prosciutto and risotto are very organized individuals and they plan everything out very carefully and think of all the possible bad things that could happen so they make plans just in case if something goes like that Bruno was trying to think of a way that he could escape without it being obvious and without them having a plan for it obviously Bruno could not enter their minds so he thought that he was screwed and he told mista about it he was shocked but he known that his life was properly going to end and he was not going to deny fate as he cannot change his fate him knowing that just accepted it the both of them did but they were not going to stop without a fight that's not how mafiosos do it them knowing that said that they have to be the strongest that they have ever been they have been through so many things together and this is not the time when they can stop not at all this is the time where they have to be the strongest out of all the things that they have been through whether it's their team dying right in front of their face or their family getting severely hurt or people just betraying them they know that they have to be the strongest stronger than la squadra but that thought all left their mind as soon as they realized that prosciutto and risotto are not the only ones that are left on la squadra they still have their full team but it's just only them who were tracking Bruno's team down Bruno knew he was screwed for sure after that there was no hope at all whether he wants to deny it or accept it.

Prosciutto and risotto eventually got mista and killed him did not even try to get any information out of him because they already known everything that they needed to they known Bruno's whereabouts and his ability and his abilities range that's all they needed to know they don't need to know anything else they don't even need to know his tactics those will not help him because of prosciutto and risotto died they still have the rest of the team so they really have nothing to worry about.

They eventually caught up to Bruno and said everything that they wanted to say to him and killed him he suffered a painful death the most painful thing he has ever felt more painful than seeing his father getting shot because of drugs more painful than watching his entire team die more painful than the divorce of his two parents more painful than how drugs are affecting the world it was so painful.

But you already know they did not care they needed to kill Bruno it's not that they wanted to it's that they needed to and of course they got the job done one by one they were so happy after they finished they said finally this hell is all over now we can go back to our team and celebrate about the fact that we just killed our worst enemy not only that we killed his entire team damn how depressing is that they both were giggling and laughing as they were going back to their base.

The entire team heard the news and congratulated the both of them they finally finished the work that they needed to be finished for years and it was finally all over they were so happy the happiest that they were ever nobody was even mad not even one bit not even the most crankiest people in la squadra which is actually surprising.

They threw a celebration party eventually killed the boss risotto became the boss of the Italian mafia and la squadra went on with their lives.

Hello everybody and welcome back to another hunter X hunter/hxh scenario today we will be doing with a hunter X hunter characters would do if their child joined a gang….

Let’s get into this!

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Feitan-”why you join gang” he wouldn’t understand why you would join a gang as he done everything that he possibly could to protect you from that kind of life I mean of course he would teach you how to torture people but that was him he really didn’t understand why you wanted to join a gang as you had a perfectly good life as it is he told you that you are going to ruin your life but he was not going to stop you since it would be hypocritical of him

Phinks-he would make sure that you immediately leave that gang he doesn’t care if it’s hypocritical or not he doesn’t want you going into his footsteps he thinks that it will completely mess you up and that you are a good kid and you don’t need to be going on this path for no reason at all

illumi-he would immediately make sure you get out of that gang and he would monitor you constantly and he would make sure there’s at least one butler around you at all times he tells you that you are a assassin and there’s no need for you to be in a gang as there is no benefit for you or the rest of the family and you are just ruining their Family name

Chrollo-he wasn’t really open to the idea of his kid joining just a random gang he said that it was dangerous considering that he did not know anybody in that gang and it was full of random people he said instead of joining that gang he can join the phantom troupe instead but there was one condition they cannot go on any missions that are very crazy even if his kid Shot down the request of them joining the phantom troupe they would not be allowed to join any other gang anyways he just wants his kid to be safe and that’s it

Nobunaga-He would immediately kill everybody in the gang that his kid was trying to join and he would be pissed at his kid for even having the idea to join a gang he knows that it’s hypocritical and each time his kid mentioned that to him he just yells at his kid and says that he is a adult and he can do what he wants and he also reminds his kid that they can do what they want when they are a adult but they’re not so they need to calm down

Hisoka-just because he is a crazy and wild parent doesn’t mean he’s gonna allow his kid to join a gang he already knows the dangers of it and just because he shows that he doesn’t really care most of the time doesn’t mean he’s gonna allow his kid to do something that reckless as he already made a mistake joining the phantom troupe all because he wanted to fight chrollo so he immediately told his kid to not join the gang and his kid was kind of surprised considering that they did not think that their dad would say no

Silva-BOY you better get your goofy ass out of that gang before I beat yo ass you think that you slick wait until I tell your mama about this let’s see what she has to say about it she gonna beat yo ass too you better start running even though I’m gonna catch you BITCH! (yeah let’s just say you’re never gonna be able to join any gang in the world as long as he has knowledge about it so just be sneaky like the youngest child😙)

That is the end of the scenario I hope everybody enjoyed and thank you for all the likes that I have been getting I am super happy and over the Moon at the moment! I started this a while ago as a hobby but now I actually see potential in it so again thank you so much for all the support and if you have any suggestions or requests put it in the comments or DM me!!!

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Hello everybody! welcome back to another hunter X hunter/hxh scenario today we will be doing with the hunter X hunter characters would do if their child snuck out and got caught…..

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Feitan-would be confused as to why his child is sneaking out “ why you sneak out.” he wouldn’t really be mad he would just be confused and a bit disappointed but there would be no consequences

illumi-he would be pissed he would yell at you and say to you that if you keep being rebellious you are going to ruin the family name and then you remind him that you guys are literally assassins the family name is ruined automatically and that just pisses him off even more and he sends you to your room and grounds you….

Phinks-he would be silent the entire time he would just be in shock he wouldn’t even know what to do he sat down and opened a beer later on he would ask his kid why they did that but he would not sound upset about it as he wasn’t he was just confused and shocked

chrollo-he would call the phantom troupe and ask them what to do in this situation normally he knows what to do but he is just very stressed out that his kid would even do something like that he wouldn’t punish you he would just have a gentle talk with you hoping that this will never happen again

 Nobunaga-he would be furious he would question the hell out of you almost like a interrogation “ where the hell were you going” “ what were you going to do” “ do you even know what time it is!!!” he would definitely be upset but he would try to hold all of his anger back as he knows kids can be rebellious like crazy so instead he just tried to take it like how chrollo does and he had a gentle talk with his kid 

Hisoka-honestly he wouldn’t really care as long as he knows that his kid is safe and is not doing anything to tear up their reputation or his reputation other than that go do whatever you want he does not care he would just tell you to be more quiet when you are sneaking out next time and just use the front door

Silva- he would think to himself where did he go wrong considering that he has five other kids that has never done that (killua does not count because he did not sneak out he just left) he would have a talk with you about it and he would be thinking to himself if he should punish you or not but since he was a little worried that you would do that again he made a butler stay by your window at night so you can’t leave

That’s it for today everybody! I hope you enjoyed and thank you so much for all the support it’s just amazing how much support I am getting right now!!!

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JoJo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders/part 3

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Jotaro is a pretty disrespectful 17-year-old but he will fight for his family's life he may act heartless but when it comes down to it he does have a heart and it shows throughout the show each time he proves everybody wrong and shows everybody that he is stronger than he looks do not underestimate him because he is 17 he can easily kill you without a second thought about it.

Joseph he is very clumsy although he is Jotaro's Grandpa he does not act like it he has always been clumsy and kind of dumb in a way now we're not talking about his intelligence we are talking about the way how he acts he always says OH MY GOD or OH NO it's kind of dumb really but you will eventually get used to it but he is pretty strong for his age you would think people in his age would be trying to learn how to drive again him on the other hand not so much he's not like other grandparents he's actually pretty strong for his old age I mean really though what do you expect he is a Jostar after all what do you expect even when they are old they will still be very strong it's really impressive honestly.

The Jostars were hanging out one day together as expected they were just having a bonding day which is pretty rare so Joseph make sure to do everything and when I mean everything I mean EVERYTHING he will not stop until they're literally passed out okay I may just be over exaggerating a little bit but still they will do everything first they went to the mall to get new clothes and then after they got some food and then they got new shoes the both of them needed new shoes so they got some of course Joseph was paying it was his idea after all to have a bonding day.

Suddenly Jotaro give somebody from his high school that he does not like the death stare the person who he does not like looks back at him and gives him a death stare and walks up to him he asked jotaro why that face for I didn't do anything I'm just shopping so what's with all the attitude just because you act like a asshole at school doesn't mean you have to act like it everywhere you go damn don't you know some damn respect jotaro punches him right in his face and says yes I do know some respect I just don't give it to annoying ass people like you how about you go learn some damn respect just because I was giving you a death stare doesn't mean you have to walk up to me and try to make things physical you started this and now I will end it after that Jotaro jams his thumb into his eye as he was punching him in the face his grandpa was just saying oh my god over and over again then jotaro walked away from the situation and told his grandpa to shut the hell up or he will leave he said it's annoying when he does that and he does not have to do it every single time at least not around him it's embarrassing and annoying Joseph said why don't you have any sense of humor boy when I was your age I had all of the sense of humor I would love going outside and spending quality time with my family I swear you are so different compared to me shortly after Joseph said that Jotaro said you are my grandpa not my dad who says I'm going to be like you also you are way older than me I'm 17 you are like 65 or something I am not going to be like you in the slightest whether you like it or not old man and not only that saying oh my God or oh no 24/7 is not a sense of humor it's just annoying and you're pissing people off in the process get the hint jotaro said to Joseph and then after Joseph said to Jotaro for him not to say things like that and for him to not say get a hint Joseph started saying that he's not a girl from his school so he should watch his mouth Joseph said such words like that have never crossed my mouth so they should not be crossing your's and again jotaro replied to Joseph and said if I say get a hint that means get a hint get that through your damn thick skull before I help you with it and it will not be nice if I do it for you I can tell you that much and I don't care if such words have never crossed your filthy lips honestly as I said before we are literally not the same person you are my grandpa I am your grandson I am more than likely not going to be like you if anything I'm going to be more like my dad or my mom which I have never met my dad so I don't really know that but I have met my mom and I know I'm not like her so I'm probably like my dad but I know for sure I'm not like you at all I'm not dumb I'm not stupid I know when to shut my mouth I know all the things that you don't get that through your head now this conversation is over I made my point clear and you didn't make yours clear and I honestly do not care so next time you try to bring up this conversation again I'm going to flip you off and tell you to shut the hell up as I should.

Joseph and jotaro went home after that Joseph told Holly/jotaro's mom what happened at the mall and their little fight and how jotaro punch that guy in the face at the mall in front of everybody embarrassing the guy who got punched.

Holly was pretty surprised that JoJo would do that in public especially around his grandpa Holly apologized for JoJo's actions and said that she will talk to him later when he's more calm because she already knows right now would not be a good time especially after what Joseph just told her so she left JoJo alone for a couple hours and then she eventually had a talk with him JoJo agreed that it would not happen again and Holly was pleased to hear that she left Jotaro room and started making dinner she told Joseph what they had to talk about and Joseph was pretty happy that Holly had the guts to say that to Jotaro and to talk to him about his actions at the mall they all sat down and ate dinner couple hours later that all went to sleep and they had a good life.

My favorite JoJo's bizarre adventure characters through part 1 to part 5 I really like risotto I also like prosciutto and yes risotto and prosciutto are both in la squadra I really like kars and wammu and yes they are both pillar men I also like Bruno and Diavolo/Doppio I like Dio.