Gregory, Fondly: Christophe Sometimes Talks In His Sleep, Its Adorable

Gregory, fondly: Christophe sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable

Christophe, asleep: Fight me you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

I made friends with this old lady; we were talking on the phone today and

Old Lady: I'll have to go now.

Me: Alrighty, bye-bye!

Old Lady: I love you (she's never said this before)

Me: Love you too!

I've been having a nasty week, so I cried when she said that

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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This lady paid for an entire Subway's food

She walked in, gathered up everybody's orders, and paid for them. She paid for mine, and I'm just still sitting here in shock.

And she was completely calm, too! She wasn't running around all high and mighty; she was chill and quiet.

I guess you could say it's a

Puts on glasses

Cat loaf

when she says she doesn’t send nudes