Some Silly Goofy Shredder Headcanons

Some Silly Goofy Shredder Headcanons

(Very out of character!!)

• Purrs like a cat if you massage him or like play with his hair and such

• Picks you up and squeezes you when giving a hug

• If he tries to make a joke but nobody laughs, he gets all dark and serious and makes everyone laugh…

• Is easily hypnotisable. Swirling image or a swinging pendulum? Boom.

• Would absolutely love a pet cat

• Would probably really want a big scary dog but would end up settling for the most ferocious chihuahuas in existence

• Very sensitive, DO NOT hurt his feelings gang

• If something doesn’t go his way, he sits down and sucks his thumb while rocking back and forth. You can decide for yourself if this is childish or mad-man behaviour…

• You have to force him to eat his veggies

• Whenever he works out, it’s like none of the equipment weighs anything. He is a strong dude

• Only likes cuddling if your head is on his chest

• He actually does not care what you look like, as long as you’re a genuine person (I like to headcanon this for a more in-character Shredder as well because I imagine him to be a man that marries for life, so as long as you have a good connection then he don’t gaf what you look like)

• He is actually terrible at saving money.

• He 100% still takes bubble baths, you just never catch him in the act. Pink soap, bath toys, baby lullaby music in the background, the whole lot of it

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I’ll probably continue to come back to this one every now and again, or I might not lol

Idk I just love giving silly hesdcanons to very serious characters 😋😋

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out