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Shredder Imagine ⚡️⚡️
Sleeping in bed together 🌟🌟
• Shredder showers before bed every night, allowing you to join him if you would like to
• He places his armour on an armour stand in the corner of the room.
• On hot nights, he just wears shorts to bed. On cold nights, he’ll wear full pajamas.
• The bedroom light would be off a while before either of you actually got into bed. He’s used to walking around in the dark and you’re used to the layout of the room, so neither of you have an issue accessing anything in the darkness.
• You’ll lay in bed together, your head on his chest and your nails grazing over his collarbone soothingly. His hand will brush up and down your back gently.
• You’ll kiss each other goodnight and wait for slumber to take hold.
• When he’s feeling very cuddly, he’ll roll onto his side and fully hug you, or spoon you depending on how cuddly you’re feeling.
• If he’s in a deep sleep, his large build may end up crushing you for a bit but hey, gotta love muscle man titties, right?
• If you have a pet, he’ll only let it sleep on your side or at the foot of the bed. You’re the only thing that’s allowed to take up his sleeping space, nobody else!
• Some nights he’ll chatter in his sleep, usually due to a nightmare, but whenever you mention it to him, he’ll completely dismiss the whole idea of it.
• He snores a little loudly but you’ve gotten used to it over time. At this point you feel sad when you don’t hear his snoring at night.
• If you’ve been crying or had anxiety/panic attack before bed, or you wake up and start crying/panicking, he’ll rest on one elbow and rub his finger tips along your thighs and arms soothingly. He’ll give you little kisses of reassurance every now and again.
• If he’s gone to bed upset or angry, he likes it when you do the same for him, maybe just hold back on the kisses lol (he might bite).
• Whatever noises you make in your sleep don’t bother him at all, just hope you don’t accidentally kick him lmao.
• If you have tics before going to sleep, he’ll ask what’s on your mind (worried you might be feeling anxious or too active to sleep). He’s not one for late night conversations but if it helps tire you out, he’ll do it
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I don’t think I’ve ever actually done an imagine before? At least not of an already existing character. It certainly helps when you’re fixated on that character at the moment lmao
Hope you liked it🤙🤙
Shredder Imagine 👊👊
Doing His Makeup/Skin Care
Shredder has a lot of free time when he’s not meditating, tending to the Foot, at meetings, or training Karai. Of course he has many other responsibilities, as all adults and super villains do, but he does have plenty of time to relax. After meeting you, his free time was filled with a few other activities..
One of which being beauty and skin care-?!
• it usually takes a lot of convincing to get him in the mood to participate in these activities. While he does enjoy spending time with you (which he’s already very gruff about showing affection), he feels silly playing with makeup and skin care and oils and creams and such..
• if you ever painted his nails, it could only be shades of grey, or just straight black. He would probably wipe or scratch it off throughout the day, especially if an employee asks about it. But usually employees don’t question Shredder about his personal life, and for good reason too…
• Even if you yourself aren’t a skin care specialist, you would still do a butt ton of research for different products and such, just so you could spend more precious time with Oroku
• Sometimes you two would stay up late and just sit in the bathroom, face masks drying, hair pinned back, chatting. You were quite literally the only one that ever got to see this side of Shredder, not even Karai was this close with him.
• Speaking of Karai, ever since you came into their lives, she was able to sort of bond with Shredder a bit more. She had a much better bond with you though <3
• If Shredder ever got tipsy, or dare I say.. drunk, enough, he might let you do his makeup. He’s loosened up a little and doesn’t have to worry about being seen. He also appreciates that you don’t care about his facial scars.
• he would never let you go full out crazy, like anything goth or drag. But some lip stick and mascara and eyeshadow won’t kill him, as long as he trusts you and the both of you are enjoying yourselves.
• if the makeup ever accidentally got left on over night, Shredder would absolutely wake up earlier than you to wash it all off before you could see it. Does he set extra alarm clocks or something when you’re not watching??
• By the way, whenever you and Shredder get to have alone time like this, all of the Foot Clan is notified not to disturb Oroku ever, unless the Turtles or Splinter are literally at his front door step. Absolutely nobody is allowed to catch a glimpse of him like this except for you.
• He’s also set clear boundaries with you to keep these personal stories between you, him, and sometimes Karai. This is more about family time - The Foot and your friends don’t need to know about the Shredder’s personal life.
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Hope this didn’t cringe anyone out too much, and hopefully I didn’t stray too far away from his actual character. ✌️
Feedback is appreciated /nf
Sleep well, dudes 💪😴
Shredder Imagine💋💋
Cold Shredder 🥶🥶
• He wears slightly more padding under his armour during winter.
• If you two decide to shower together, he might waste a bit of time and water to give you long, warm cuddles and kisses. Just to warm you both up 😉
• He trains harder and longer just to keep himself warm and active, so he gains quite a bit of muscle during Winter.
• At night, in bed, spooning is ideal.
• He orders only the warmest of blankets for your guys’ bed.
• If he ever gets sick, he refuses to ask for help. Won’t even tell you about it, will just tough it out in his own, no matter how draining and exhausting that may be.
• He loves drinking hot tea, both to help with sickness and just to warm himself up.
• You once bought him an Oodie because you thought it would be funny to see him wear it, but he never actually did lol (you wear it of course though!)
• He meditates outside, in the midday sun, instead of inside. He also stretches and such during this time.
• He has done quite a bit of temperature training throughout his life, so he’s not totally helpless when it’s cold, but he’s not invincible lol
• He’s encouraged you to take up some temperature training as well, and you’ve actually gotten somewhere with it, but it’s just up to you to decide if you actually want to continue or not. He’s not fussed over your answer. :)
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Idk just another quick idea on my head, sorry if this is stupid or like too short or smth 💀💀
Shredder Imagine❤️🔥❤️🔥
Shredder with Pregnant S/O💞💞
• He’ll check in on you a lot more regularly, like just throughout the day and such.
• He’ll constantly make jokes that Karai will have to raise the baby instead (you won’t let that happen of course).
• Shredder will do all house chores and make sure you’re very well rested, especially the further you get into pregnancy. Doesn’t matter how big or small the bump is, you’re not lifting a finger!
• He’ll get all of your food cravings as long as they aren’t too crazy. Pickles and ice cream is all good 👍 just don’t start asking for dragon scales in mayo…
• He’ll do that thing where he lifts your belly a little to relieve back pain as often as you want him to.
• He won’t necessarily be any more affectionate than he usually is, but you’ll get a very loving vibe when you’re around him (if that makes sense).
• He might be a bit more quiet than usual, and you’re not necessarily sure what’s on his mind. Baby names? Will he be a better father? Possible life styles? Will the baby be in any danger? Would the turtles go so low as to endanger the baby?
• He would train Karai slightly more just to make sure the baby is protected at every corner.
• May even teach you some protective skills in case the situation ever arises.
• Will always order some guards to be near in case you get into some trouble, even if it’s just members of the Foot standing down the hallway.
• You may not need those pregnancy pillows, Oroku is fully willing to be in any position to make sleep more comfortable for you. His somehow sleeps very lightly whilst sleeping like a bear simultaneously, so you won’t get any complaints outta him :p
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Idk if you want me to add more to this one, lemme know-
I’ve never been pregnant before lol so I’m just going off what I hear and see often 😭😭
Some Silly Goofy Shredder Headcanons
(Very out of character!!)
• Purrs like a cat if you massage him or like play with his hair and such
• Picks you up and squeezes you when giving a hug
• If he tries to make a joke but nobody laughs, he gets all dark and serious and makes everyone laugh…
• Is easily hypnotisable. Swirling image or a swinging pendulum? Boom.
• Would absolutely love a pet cat
• Would probably really want a big scary dog but would end up settling for the most ferocious chihuahuas in existence
• Very sensitive, DO NOT hurt his feelings gang
• If something doesn’t go his way, he sits down and sucks his thumb while rocking back and forth. You can decide for yourself if this is childish or mad-man behaviour…
• You have to force him to eat his veggies
• Whenever he works out, it’s like none of the equipment weighs anything. He is a strong dude
• Only likes cuddling if your head is on his chest
• He actually does not care what you look like, as long as you’re a genuine person (I like to headcanon this for a more in-character Shredder as well because I imagine him to be a man that marries for life, so as long as you have a good connection then he don’t gaf what you look like)
• He is actually terrible at saving money.
• He 100% still takes bubble baths, you just never catch him in the act. Pink soap, bath toys, baby lullaby music in the background, the whole lot of it
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I’ll probably continue to come back to this one every now and again, or I might not lol
Idk I just love giving silly hesdcanons to very serious characters 😋😋
Masterlist
Cooking with Shredder
• He probably has a personal chef to do a lot of the cooking tbh, but after meeting you, he started cooking a lot more often. If you enjoy cooking, he loves eating your meals or spending time with you in the kitchen.
• If you enjoy baking, it’s definitely a sweet moment making cakes or cupcakes or cookies.
• He likely eats very healthily, so he probably wouldn’t eat very many of your sweets even if you did make them yourself. But he would still love to taste test for you, especially if he knows it makes you happy.
• It does bring a smile to his face if he ever finds you and Karai in the kitchen. He and Karai might not have a typical father-daughter dynamic, but it’s still a lovely sentiment.
• If you have any dietary requirements or preferences, he’ll absolutely make note of that. I’m gonna be honest, he might be the type of person to complain about vegans or vegetarians, but he would def shut up about it more around you if that is your preference. He already lost so much love in his life, I doubt he wants to lose his significant other too 💀💀
• He enjoys cooking Japanese meals for you to try, especially if you’ve never had them before and you get to try his cooking first. But he does also enjoy cooking other traditional foods from other cultures. He will be on his knees if you ever cook food from your own culture, like he will fall in love with you all over again.
• He hates fast food and take away. Like with a burning passion. He’d probably tell you not to order any for Karai or any of his employees, but if you really wanted to, that wouldn’t stop you lmao. Just don’t let Shreds find out 😋
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Told you more Shredhead content was on the way 😋😋
Masterlist
Reader Forces Shredder to Play Games
This one was requested by @keiko89yo !! Hope you like it ☺️
• Of course Shredder has a phone, but he really only uses it for any kind of business emails or things like that. He really doesn’t see the need for it when he can just send one of his employees to deliver a message, and he can just buy technology (like ear phones and wires and such) to listen in on conversations. But after meeting you, he bought an actual phone. (You can also imagine him using an iPad or computer as well if you want to lol)
• (Silly goofy Shredder would 100% be an iPad kid…)
• Not long into the relationship, you decided to add some modern fun into date nights… via games of course 🤪🤪
• He’s literally never heard of ANY of these games before. He had no reason to.
• Omg him playing Among Us gets scary… the threats and curses that fly from this man’s mouth is INSANE 😭 and you can definitely tell whenever he’s imposter because he goes dead silent as he’s thinking of strategies. I bet he also chuckled maniacally when things go his way. He’ll definitely force you to team up if you’re imposter, cause he actually rages if he loses.
• He somewhat enjoys Genshin and Honkai, but the constant need for grinding just to get good pulls frustrates him. The combat he definitely likes, and he enjoys seeing the connections between the in game world and our real world. Tbh he’d probably just ask you to do all the grinding and hard work for him while he does all the good stuff lol.
• Oof him playing games like Fortnite and Overwatch is rough… 😭 the fact that it’s real people who have played much much MUCH longer than him is aggravating, he much prefers the programmed characters. Don’t ever let him get a mic… there will be police at the front door step because this man will not hesitate to threaten a 12 year olds life and family.
• I think overall, dating you would make him less serious a brooding. Not by much of course but you will see a lot more modern behaviours in him just because you introduce him to more modern things.
• He would find Roblox to be really stupid and probably annoying. He doesn’t really understand how you could find so much enjoyment out of it. I think he would refuse to play the horror games just because there’s that inkling of worry in his stomach that it may genuinely scare him and he doesn’t want to look foolish in front of you lol. He wants to see more tycoons that involve taking over the world and expanding your evil empire, so Roblox, take notes 📝📝
• I think his favourite game would be Mortal Kombat because he could relate to some of the martial arts side of things, and who doesn’t love seeing influences of their own cultures in media they enjoy? I think he would also get a kick out of the voices overs lmao
• I think he would feel the same way about the Cookie Run games as he does about Genshin and Honkai. Not a big fan of the grinding, but does like to rank up, win good prizes, and collect the powerful characters. Although I think he feels a bit silly playing a game full of childish cookie characters full rainbows and sparkles lol.
• I don’t know if he would really be a big fan of going through the actual lore of games, I think it would have to be a much darker and gruesome game for him to sit through all of the dialogue and side quests and such.
• I’m sure he’d be a fan of the classics like Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Sonic, etc. Just because he likes to feel better by enjoying older games than the newer games for the younger generations cause we all know how the new generations suck butt ☺️ /sar
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Sorry this one was so long, I hope it wasn’t TOO long😅😅
Masterlist
Yoga with Shredder
• He loves stretching in the morning, helps him wake up. Not every day is chaotic for him lol, he does like the quiet at times.
• He actually doesn’t mind couples yoga, he thinks some of the poses are kinda funny.
• He’s generally pretty serious when doing yoga around you, but he does like to laugh and giggle at times. He’s just not a big, guttural laugher usually lol
• He prefers to meditate alone though, so leave him be for that part. Unless Karai decides to join him (rare), then she’s the exception.
• If you ever fall asleep during your little yoga session together, he’d just lay down with you and chill out, finding it kinda cute.
• You like watching his muscles flex when he stretches, almost mesmerising lmao
• He’s fine with silent sessions, but if you need white noise or anything like that, he doesn’t really care.
• Don’t feel too embarrassed if you accidentally fluff iykwim, he never makes a big deal out of it and just ignores it. (Idk I feel like I should add that in here in case anyone has had bad experiences with yoga like this 😭😭 trust in Shredder’s nonchalantness)
• Normally he does yoga in the morning to help wake himself up for the day, but if you wanna do the yoga then go back to bed, he doesn’t mind lmao
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Masterlist
Shredder With Baby
Requested by @keiko89yo !
• Omg he’s going to be so gentle and protective after the birth. Like nobody is allowed near you without your permission, otherwise they will be shredded.
• He’s already planning all of the training they will be doing throughout the course of their life.
• You obviously check the training plans, just to make sure this kid won’t be Tarzaning over pits of lava anytime soon.
• “Karai, I’m going to make myself very clear. Under no circumstances will this child be hurt. Ever. Do you understand me?” “Yes, Father…” “Good.”
• Don’t even think about moving to do anything ever, he’s got this all covered.
• There will be at least two or three Foot members in the room with you at all times, even if Shredder’s there. You argue about them being in the bedroom with you, so you compromise with them sitting just outside the door and the windows and the roof.
• Weaponised incompetence?? Who’s she?? We don’t know her around here. This man will literally become your butler.
• He’ll give you as many massages as you want, make you as comfortable as you want. You wanna sleep all day? Be his guest!
• Even with all this kindness and compassion, he still keeps a hard facade on, mainly around any members of The Foot or his other employees. Can’t get too lovey dovey, can we?
• He never cared what sex the baby would be, he knew he would still train them the same anyways.
• If the baby was already diagnosed with any conditions or illnesses, he will do everything in his power to make sure this baby was okay.
• Only the best midwives and doctors for Oroku’s partner.
• He’s so gentle with the baby, it’s adorable!
• He doesn’t exactly spend time with the baby most dads would, but also, Shredder isn’t exactly like most men in general-
• Oroku’s favourite part about this baby (besides the fact that they’re his biological offspring obviously) is their eyes. You’ll always find him stroking the baby’s head as he’s staring into the baby’s gorgeous eyes.
• He’ll wear a shirt around the house less so Baby can have more skin-to-skin contact during the day.
• He’s not super picky with baby names, but he would definitely love a badass name. He would also love a beautiful cultural name, whether it be Japanese or from your own cultural background.
He is going to put his grubby paws on everything



HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED TO TUCK HIM IN RIGHT NOW💥💥‼️‼️‼️
*I feel like if all the baxter stockmans were in the same room it would literally just be this video