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Reader x Bubba Sawyer Headcanons
• He likes it when you straddle his lap and kiss his face all over. It makes his heart melt. He especially loves it when you wrap your arms around his neck and he wraps his around your waist. You rest your head on top of his, and he rests his face in the warmth of your neck.
• He honestly doesn't care what your body type or weight is. He just wants to know that you're safe and not on the brink of death. If you're wanting to gain weight, he'll feed you as much as you want. If you're wanting to lose weight, you'd probably have to ask for Drayton's help more because he's a bit more competent in that department lol
• If you are very muscly, he would probably feel a bit intimidated. But considering his own past, he knows not to judge a book by its cover. As long as you don't use your strength to intimidate and belittle him, he's totally fine.
• His brothers are always teasing him, and they sometimes turn to you to annoy you as well. If you ever joined in on the teasing, Bubba would probably feel a bit hurt. He wouldn't necessarily know how to explain that to you, but his change in demeanour would probably be a signal that his feelings were hurt.
• He loves watching you do your makeup or skin care or do up your hair. He'll sit with you for hours and just watch you do your thing. Don't even get me started if you offer to do his makeup. He will fall in love with you all over again <3
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I know it’s really short, sorry 😅
Masterlist
Taking Care of Brahms’ Wounds
Brahms Heelshire Oneshot
You often spent an hour or a few in the afternoon reading, and that is exactly what you were doing when a soft knock sounded just above your head. You turned around and gazed at the full body mirror attached to the wall adjacent to the bed. The mirror rattled lightly before being gently pushed to the side, a hand wrapping its fingers around the metallic runes of a mirror frame.
This was your and Brahms’ passage way between the house and the walls. It hadn’t been long since he first presented himself to you, so he still wasn’t totally comfortable leaving his safe spots. His head poked through the wall, his eyes glinting with tears behind the broken mask. Immediately you stood up and briskly walked towards him.
“Oh Brahms, what’s happened? Why do you look so upset?”
He climbed through the wall and used his non-dominant hand to ease the mirror back into place. You took his right hand into yours and gasped, blood splotching everywhere. The skin was red and puffy, and he winced every time his fingers twitched.
“How did this even happen?”
He shrugged. So useful.
“Okay… So what did you cut yourself on? Metal? Glass? Plastic? What?” You guided him out of the room and safely down the stairs. It took him a while to answer. That could’ve meant he was trying to think of the right thing to say, or he was summoning a lie.
“Porcelain,” he spoke quietly, his voice slightly muffled under the material. Standing at the kitchen sink, he placed his fingers under the tap and you turned the water onto a warm temperature. He slowly eased his hand under the stream, his hand jolting in discomfort. “You cut your hand on the mask? It doesn’t look that sharp. Were you running around with it or something?”
That was your attempt to make some humour or light of the situation. You very much didn’t believe him. The cut wasn’t too deep, but it was certainly a concern. You sat him down at the dining room table and raced for the first aid kit in the kitchen cabinets. He shrugged his shoulders and sighed.
You took out a disinfectant cream and spread the cold substance just around the cut. Brahms jerked his hand away but you were quick to pull it right back. He huffed in anguish. Clearly this wasn’t the only thing upsetting him. “Chill out, I’m helping you.”
You quickly wrapped a bandage around his coarse palms and stapled it off with clips. He flexed his hand with a mesmerised look in his eyes, admiring the love that may or may not have been put into that procedure. He still doesn’t fully read social cues or facial expressions, but at this point just let him believe what he wants.
You slumped back in your seat, smiling softly. “Soooo. What actually happened? It definitely wasn’t your mask.”
He rolled his eyes and rested his chin on his free hand, his elbow creaking into the mahogany table. “I was angry,” his voice was gruff and deep. You nodded, remembering the little argument you had earlier.
You told him that if he wanted to practice proper hygiene, he would need to start showering daily, or at least every 2-3 days. You even offered to let him shower with you so he wouldn’t have to be alone the whole time. But being told what to do must have really pissed him off. Maybe you had been bossing him around too much lately.
“So, out of anger, you broke something? What did you break?”
He gulped. His face shied away as he muttered something. You leaned closer, grinning. “Sorry bub, what was that?”
“The mirror!” he growled in a hushed voice.
He was talking about the vanity mirror in his hide out spot. It was taken out of his mother’s room after her deliberate passing. Your heart broke for him. To comfort him, you opened your arms for a hug and he leaned forward. Your hands wrapped around him and rubbed his shoulder. “Don’t worry, I’ll buy you a new one. Just like it, as if it never left.”
His posture loosened in your embrace as you said that - he knew you meant it.
“Do you want me to kiss your hand to make the pain feel better?” His face lifted and you watched the smile appear in his eyes as he chuckled. You brought his bandages hand to your lips and kissed all over his knuckles and fingers and the back and palm of his hand. The skin was soft yet gravelly; somehow warm and cold at the same time.
You both say there for a little while, just sort of hugging it out. Moments like these weren’t too common, but that never made them uncomfortable memories.
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Masterlist
OMGGGG YAYYYYY IM GLAD YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE 😭😭😭 he def would have many soft moments around a significant other ☹️☹️
Dabi with a Pet Cat
• Dabi has never owned a cat, but definitely wouldn’t mind it!
• If you already had a cat before meeting him, or if you both decided to adopt/rescue one after getting together, he doesn’t care. He’s going to cherish the kitty like no tomorrow (and you of course lol)!
• He loves the look of pure black cats or pure white cats, as in no patches of other colour. It’s not a preference per se, but he would just love to have one.
• He would tease it like no tomorrow. Chasing it around the lair and/or house, pretending to have treats ready, pulling those silly TikTok pet pranks on the poor thing.
• He would spend a decent amount of free time just chilling with the kitty. He loves having movie nights with you on the couch or in bed and the cat just purring quietly between the two of you.
• Sometimes you’ll sit in the couch and be giving both of them head scratches
• The cat must have a badass name, or even a mysterious one. But he doesn’t want like a common or typical cat name, it’s gotta be unique.
• If you’ve already got a cat that doesn’t have a name that fits those criteria, he’s going to tease the life out that name and your decision lol
• He would teach the cat as many tricks as possible. Ones like roll over, stand to catch treats, etc etc
• He’s like paranoid of accidentally poisoning the cat, but he also wants to pamper the kitty. So Everytime he’s eating food in the house/lair, he’ll quickly research all of the ingredients to see which ones the cat can eat. If there’s any that are okay, your fur baby is getting fed good tonight!
• Honestly he doesn’t really mind if any furniture gets scratched up. Just as long as it doesn’t like insane or disgusting, he’s fine with a couple couches being clawed at and such. Although if that’s not something you want, he won’t argue or disagree.
• Many treats for the kitty. Your baby may or may not have put on a bit of weight just because of how many treats Dabi gives them…
• He won’t allow an absolutely obese cat if he can help it. You know that ones that genuinely look depressed because of their weight and how many disadvantages they have? Yeah. No. Not happening. If there was some kind of condition or medication or any other factor that was keeping the cat overweight, Dabi will still try his best to keep the cat healthy.
• The cat would probably use Dabi as a personal heating pad lol
• Every time the cat does something stupid, you will get a butt ton of videos and pics from Dabi. He has a seperate folder on his phone for all of these goofy moments
• He has a polaroid camera just in case he ever sees a nice scene. So if he ever catches you having a sweet or aesthetic moment with the kitty, he’ll take a quick pick and put them all in a little diary to cherish his loved ones <3
• He will 100% beg to take home every stray cat he finds while on a mission or out and about. He’ll send you photos and videos with his voice in the background pleading to take it home.
• If you get a cat together, it needs to be adopted or rescued. He hates the idea of helpless animals stuck in such sad conditions
• He definitely wants to train the cat to get used to water. If there’s ever a time where his quirk goes wild and water needs to be thrown somewhere, he doesn’t want the cat to freak out of some water. (Although the poor kitty is definitely gonna freak out over the fire anyways lmao)
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I’m back! Hopefully I keep this motivation and spit out some more Headcanons and oneshots for you lot in the next two weeks 😅
Masterlist
Reading with Shredder
• He isn’t the biggest fan of reading to be honest
• He doesn’t necessarily find it boring, he’s smart enough to know it isn’t boring. It’s just not really his thing. He would rather spend time doing more productive things for the business and alliances.
• But if you’re ready a good action or thriller book, he wouldn’t mind reading the more interesting pages.
• He does love hearing you yap about your favourite books.
• He doesn’t necessarily understand why authors would get caught up in controversy. He’s thought process is more like ‘if you don’t like what’s written, don’t read it’
• In saying that, he doesn’t mind having innocent little debates with you on the morals of some authors and whether they deserve the hate and such. Even if you didn’t want a debate and just wanted to rant about an author you hated, he doesn’t care.
• He’ll read the news of course, just to stay up to date on his enemies and any possible opportunities.
• After having a baby, he would love to read children’s books to the bub of course! Probably not for very long, but if it benefits the child’s mind and learning, why wouldn’t he want to participate in that?!
• Speaking of the baby, he would probably teach the child to read pretty early and try to move to older books as soon as possible. He wants this baby to be smart! You tell him to relax and just let the baby learn at their own pace.
• He doesn’t care much for horror books. If it’s something horror related, which he doesn’t care much for anyways, he would rather watch it than have to think about how scary it is. Him being a literal super villain, not much scares him anyways.
• If you or Karai asked for a book, he’d still get it for you guys. I don’t think he would ask too many questions unless the title sounded awfully suspicious…
• He loves watching your peaceful face as you read before bed or read during your free time. If you’re sitting outside, he’s mesmerised at how the sun shines on your face and lights up your focused eyes.
• He’ll invite you to sit with him in the throne room and read, whether that be on his lap or on the arm rest of the chair, or just whatever.
• Sometimes he’ll ask you to read to him before bed if you’re comfortable with that. If you start to feel shy or embarrassed, he’ll tease you and encourage you to do it. (If you genuinely refuse to, he’ll stop and probably won’t ask again lol). He just loves the sound of your voice, it’ll put him to sleep.
• He does find it decently interesting to read about history, but he would probably skip parts of a book instead of reading it the whole way through. It would also have to be a history event that he’s very keen on learning about, otherwise he’ll just ask someone to explain it to him or look up a short answer on the internet.
Silly goofy bonus:
If another super villain ever published a book on how to be the most successful villain, that will become Shredder’s number 1 favourite book of all time lol
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Masterlist
Dabi with a Pet Cat
• Dabi has never owned a cat, but definitely wouldn’t mind it!
• If you already had a cat before meeting him, or if you both decided to adopt/rescue one after getting together, he doesn’t care. He’s going to cherish the kitty like no tomorrow (and you of course lol)!
• He loves the look of pure black cats or pure white cats, as in no patches of other colour. It’s not a preference per se, but he would just love to have one.
• He would tease it like no tomorrow. Chasing it around the lair and/or house, pretending to have treats ready, pulling those silly TikTok pet pranks on the poor thing.
• He would spend a decent amount of free time just chilling with the kitty. He loves having movie nights with you on the couch or in bed and the cat just purring quietly between the two of you.
• Sometimes you’ll sit in the couch and be giving both of them head scratches
• The cat must have a badass name, or even a mysterious one. But he doesn’t want like a common or typical cat name, it’s gotta be unique.
• If you’ve already got a cat that doesn’t have a name that fits those criteria, he’s going to tease the life out that name and your decision lol
• He would teach the cat as many tricks as possible. Ones like roll over, stand to catch treats, etc etc
• He’s like paranoid of accidentally poisoning the cat, but he also wants to pamper the kitty. So Everytime he’s eating food in the house/lair, he’ll quickly research all of the ingredients to see which ones the cat can eat. If there’s any that are okay, your fur baby is getting fed good tonight!
• Honestly he doesn’t really mind if any furniture gets scratched up. Just as long as it doesn’t like insane or disgusting, he’s fine with a couple couches being clawed at and such. Although if that’s not something you want, he won’t argue or disagree.
• Many treats for the kitty. Your baby may or may not have put on a bit of weight just because of how many treats Dabi gives them…
• He won’t allow an absolutely obese cat if he can help it. You know that ones that genuinely look depressed because of their weight and how many disadvantages they have? Yeah. No. Not happening. If there was some kind of condition or medication or any other factor that was keeping the cat overweight, Dabi will still try his best to keep the cat healthy.
• The cat would probably use Dabi as a personal heating pad lol
• Every time the cat does something stupid, you will get a butt ton of videos and pics from Dabi. He has a seperate folder on his phone for all of these goofy moments
• He has a polaroid camera just in case he ever sees a nice scene. So if he ever catches you having a sweet or aesthetic moment with the kitty, he’ll take a quick pick and put them all in a little diary to cherish his loved ones <3
• He will 100% beg to take home every stray cat he finds while on a mission or out and about. He’ll send you photos and videos with his voice in the background pleading to take it home.
• If you get a cat together, it needs to be adopted or rescued. He hates the idea of helpless animals stuck in such sad conditions
• He definitely wants to train the cat to get used to water. If there’s ever a time where his quirk goes wild and water needs to be thrown somewhere, he doesn’t want the cat to freak out of some water. (Although the poor kitty is definitely gonna freak out over the fire anyways lmao)
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I’m back! Hopefully I keep this motivation and spit out some more Headcanons and oneshots for you lot in the next two weeks 😅
Masterlist
Vampire Clown + Clown Vampire!!
Took 2 hours and 47 minutes
Heh I wasn’t allowed to do that cause my parents always told me it was super bad to read books in the dark 😮💨😮💨
One Christmas when I was little, I sat on Mall Santa’s lap and he asked what I wanted. I stared him dead in the eyes and said “A ghost vampire mermaid barbie doll.” Dunno how often he gets that request, he did NOT know how to respond 😭
“Oh nice pants!”
“Erm do you mean trousers?”
Actually shut your mouth right now. No body gives a FUCK what the specific breed of your leg clothing is. Leggings? Pants. Trousers? Pants. Trackies/sweat pants? Pants.
Oh but if the pants don’t go down to your knees? Shorts. SOMETIMES three quarter length is pants.
A pleasant surprise.
Dude why is crying in the bathroom so embarrassing. I literally paused mid-sook so I could use the bathroom, wash my hands, and brush my teeth.
Am I funny now or what??
I need a Scooby Doo and Harry Potter cross over ngl
This thread made me really want a chocolate frappe
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these iceys
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and that Donna
Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Gear but I ain't askin'
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion
I say no but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
Now keep on demonstratin'
My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love)
My hump, my hump, my hump (love)
My humps they got you
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream
'Cause of my hump (hump), my hump, my hump, my hump (what?)
My hump, my hump, my hump (hump), my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
I met a girl down at the disco
She said, "Hey, hey, hey, yeah, let's go"
I could be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky, milky coco
Mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky, milky
Right
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin' next to me
Always dancin' next to me
Tryin' to feel my hump, hump
Lookin' at my lump, lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand, boy
You ain't my man, boy
I'm just tryin' to dance, boy
And move my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps (lump)
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps (lump)
In the back and in the front
(Lump) My loving got you
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make, you work
Make you work, work, make you work
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending
Oh, spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real), so real (so real)
So real (so real)
