Lalottycupcake - PeanutButterFly

Soooooo

I may or may not have accidently seduced the local bar's manager

How was your day?

Edit: holy shit... I'm a bard

Oh no

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

Things I hate about being aro-ace: when you can feel you are horny and you are either too tired or too stressed or whatever so you end up just trying to sleep it off but fuckin FAILING

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

'Some of the boys are saying we dug a little too deep. We knocked on the door of Hell and now Hell is knocking back.'

- miner (Constantine series, 0102)