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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ROCKS RoCKS ROCkS i love to draw the rocks!

[ID: My hand holding a graph paper sketchbook with a brushpen drawing of rocks at low tide, above the actual rocks themselves. They're covered in thready chartreuse algae, which I suggest in black ink with scribbly textures and hatching. I've also drawn the sea water bubbling and rippling around the rocks, and suggested bladderwrack seaweed dumpling the water as it clings to submerged rocks.]

[ID: Me holding up another page in my sketchbook at the same rocky Eastern Turtle Island beach. I drew it sitting between the boulders of the hurricane barrier, and the foreground focuses on their texture and bulk extending all the way to the pebbly waterline. I suggested the horizon with just a few lines for the bay and seawall. The real ones line up almost exactly behind the sketch.]

[ID: 2 photos of the seaweed rocks in the water and the sweeping rocky beach without my sketchbook in the way. It's a sunny, slightly hazy afternoon in August, 2024 and no humans are around.]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

So that’s one way to get people to stop using red mulch I guess

heart-shaped forget me nots

Last fall I yeeted the pumpkins into the front yard to see what happened. I have random pumpkins all over the yard now.

Sent this pic to my supervisor and the next day he made a company-wide safety announcement to watch out for wasps

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

A humble gift.

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

maybe all the tall grass wouldnt have fucking ticks in them if we let all the native plants and animals we evicted from the area in the name of civilized progress do what theyd been fucking doing for millions of fucking years SO MAYBE i could go lay down after a rain storm in some fucking muddy grass but i cant fucking DO that now CAN i? oh and the rain water has toxins in it now too eh? sooo fucking cool 😍😍😍😍😍

“Well if every time I squat down I turn out and grande plié it’ll help build my muscle memory”

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

Political Assassinations are passe, I want to see people assassinating the HOA president instead, assuming violence is necessary

I love the idea of planting fruit in public places! My main concern would be, what would happen with rotten fruit that falls on the ground? It creates a horrible smell and is totally disgusting to clean up, so I highly doubt random people would voluntarily pick it up.

Galapagos Lava Lizard (Microlophus albemarlensis), family Tropiduridae, sitting on a Marine Iguana (Amblyrhynchus cristatus), family Iguanidae, Fernandina Island, Galapagos

photographs by Rachelle Mackintosh

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone