Well If Every Time I Squat Down I Turn Out And Grande Pli Itll Help Build My Muscle Memory

“Well if every time I squat down I turn out and grande plié it’ll help build my muscle memory”

Sent this pic to my supervisor and the next day he made a company-wide safety announcement to watch out for wasps

I love the idea of planting fruit in public places! My main concern would be, what would happen with rotten fruit that falls on the ground? It creates a horrible smell and is totally disgusting to clean up, so I highly doubt random people would voluntarily pick it up.

So that’s one way to get people to stop using red mulch I guess

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ