Who Needs A Social Life When I Have An Entire Fictional Universe To Manage And Characters Who Refuse

who needs a social life when i have an entire fictional universe to manage and characters who refuse to follow orders

hihi!!! if ur accepting requests, could i ask for some raine x eda date hcs??? like, where would they go? casual or classy?? do they kiss??? what happens after a date????

if ur uncomfortable/dont wanna do thai requests, no pressure!!!

(Takes a drag of a cigarette) 's been a long time sense I've made a hc list. Not sense the dreaded hazbin hyperfixation.

Anything for you my queen i can see you going down the wormhole of my posts in my notifications just please don't find my old cringy toh stuff from 2022

Raeda date hcs!

Raine is a big fan of classy stuff but they only actually like to go to fancy restaurants if special occasions, that way it's more like a rare treat!

For the most part they pack a lunch and find a cozy spot in nature, but sometimes they'll go to the pub or a smaller restaurant

For their own dates Raine LOVES cooking, the food in thr castle was absolutely terrible so they got used to making their own food and they actually got really good at it.

Their dates are mostly just chilling with them and their instuments- Eda found a way to play without using magic so now they've written all kinds of new duets!

LOTS OF KISSESSSSS raine is a huge physical touch person and eda pretends to hate it but everyone and their mom knows she doesn't.

On the occasions where they go to a fancy restaurant the kids are usually there (the times they go to fancy places are usually for birthdays/holidays/graduations etc) but neither of the parents mind at all. Eda and Raine still consider it a date and they love having their kids there with them- even if King doesn't have good table manners.

Sometimes the kids will surprise them with going to the human realm for the day or even a whole night so that Raine and Eda can have a cozy movie night or just quite time in the house without kids there.

Genuinely I want to write more but I have a fever and feel like absolute shit so uh. This is all you get for now yeah LOL I might update this later if I think of anything else

Snuggles all the time everyday. Raine needs some form of physical contact always if she is within their sight, even if its just something as small as their thumbs touching.

I think we all know what happens after the date

Your pup is coming out to their aunt as Non-binary tomorrow! Haha... I'm nervous, ngl

Also, my other aunt asked me if I was a boy because I've started wearing a bennie, and that felt weird

Reminds me of the time I posted pride themed furry art to a LGBTQ subredit...

.....they weren't even antro dogs :/

being a SFW furry artist can be so exhausting

Chapter 2: Eda The Owl Lady cover!

Aka Gay Yerning the chapter

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

also please stop traumadumping in the notes/tags, that's not the point of this post. it's really upsetting to see on my feed, so i'm muting the notifs for this post. if you have a question about this post, dm me, but i don't want a constant influx of traumatic stories. xox