Yall Just Be??? Throwing Cats??? Teach Me This Sorcery??!

Y’all just be??? Throwing cats??? Teach me this sorcery??!

I’m fostering a cat after years of only having dogs, and I just ADORE how u can toss them around like hackysacks

bUt cHaNgE iS hArD fOr mE aNd bAcK iN mY dAy—

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

It’s been wild

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Shows that I have a unhealthy obsession with and will keep that obsession to the day I die:

Monster High

Ouran High School Host Club

Gravity Falls

MLP: Friendship is Magic

Steven Universe (+ Future)

Kotoura-san

Sofia the First

Wizards of Waverly Place

Teen Titans

Movies that I have an unhealthy obsession with and will never cease to write and talk about:

Lion King (all of ‘em)

The Aristocats

Fox and the Hound

Lady and the Tramp

Ponyo

Your Name

Musicals/Plays that I am obsessed with and if given the chance will direct the shit out of:

Our Town

Young Frankenstein

Othello

Harvey

Hamilton (duh)

Add your own additions!

Well I’m glad I read the whole thing

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called “what will your meds do ;)”

34. Gabriel allowed his only son be dropped off a skyscraper and WATCHED.

30 things that actually happened in mlb...

1: An old man gives magic jewllery to two teenagers and forces them to fight an adult terrorist with powers.

2: Ladybug rode a Dragon and a hairdryer.

3: Marinette went on a date with a supervillian.

4: Hawkmoth has been terrorizing Paris for 3 years yet nobody cares and they go about their daily lives as if everything is ok.

5: A child turned evil after having a conniption fit over a lollypop.

6: Chat pushed his bodyguard into a falling elevator

7: Chat said something about his cataclysm and how it could kill people.

8: Ladybug throws Chat really hard through the air without warning.

9: Marinette doug through a bin and found glasses, a moustace, a poncho and a helmet.

10: A fireman helped Marinette break into the most heavily guarded house in Paris.

11: Chat died in Ladybugs arms.

12: Chat killed himself for Ladybug

13: Chat killed Laybug, his father and all of Paris before threatening to kill himself and Ladybug agan.

14: Santa went on a rampage and dabbed while singing this song over and over again.

15: Adrien accepted a ride home and a drink from someone dressed as santa.

16: Chat ate a mysterious substance that was filling the crate he was trapped in and Adrien ate a mysterious substance that was on the floor of a hotel.

17: The mayor of Paris fought Ladybug with sausages.

18: Ladybug tricked an akumatized person to unkowingly kill themself.

19: While using her miraculous, Chloe tried to do a Syndrome and nearly killed hundereds of citizens but Ladybug still lets her use the miraculous.

20: A person attacked a butterfly, with an umbrella, in a lift.

21: An akuma was defeated by a lack of wifi.

22: A competent 5 year old child used a magical wand and a stuffed doll to brainwash Chat.

23: Ladybug said ‘if you must’ when Adrien asked if he could put on his clothes after having a ‘shower’.

24: Ladybug yeeted Chat off a skyscraper

25: Ladybug made a bomb using a microwave and a container.

26: While Ladybug was using said bomb, Chat nearly froze to death.

27: Gabriel acted as a butterfly and a plane on live tv and also referred to himself as the Easter Bunny once.

28: Adrien’s family is extremely rich but they can only afford a Bodyguard who will run out of the room Adrien is in if he sees spiders.

29: Marinette palmed Adrien and Kagami’s phone and read their messages/contact lists.

30: Marinette fell in love with Adrien even though she saw him touching and pulling at some gum that had been in Chloe’s mouth.

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