Lavendercobalt - If You Think About It, Everything Is Untitled

No one wants to talk about how RariSpike is a very gross ship. She’s an entire adult who has her own business and life and one of her closest friend’s adopted son/pet/assistant has a massive child crush on her.

IMO Rarity and Twilight should’ve nipped that shit in the bud. It’s one thing for kids to crush on adults, that’s normal and dare I say integral to their emotional development. But it’s an entirely different thing for said adults to feed those crushes. As the adult Rarity should not be giving Spike ANY reasons to believe he’s got a chance. He can be delusional all he wants but Rarity should not be feeding his crush.

And Twilight should’ve sat him down and explained that. If this were real I’d be very afraid of what would happen when Spike is old enough to be sexually active and bold enough to actually seek out Rarity.

bUt cHaNgE iS hArD fOr mE aNd bAcK iN mY dAy—

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

Well I’m happy that people have something that makes them happy but man it’s gonna suck if this permanently messes with ao3

if you can’t get on ao3 tonight it’s because a minecraft streamer rpf fic just updated and all 41k of the authors twitter followers tried to read it at once and yes if reading this confused you it means you’re officially old

Shows that I have a unhealthy obsession with and will keep that obsession to the day I die:

Monster High

Ouran High School Host Club

Gravity Falls

MLP: Friendship is Magic

Steven Universe (+ Future)

Kotoura-san

Sofia the First

Wizards of Waverly Place

Teen Titans

Movies that I have an unhealthy obsession with and will never cease to write and talk about:

Lion King (all of ‘em)

The Aristocats

Fox and the Hound

Lady and the Tramp

Ponyo

Your Name

Musicals/Plays that I am obsessed with and if given the chance will direct the shit out of:

Our Town

Young Frankenstein

Othello

Harvey

Hamilton (duh)

Add your own additions!

34. Gabriel allowed his only son be dropped off a skyscraper and WATCHED.

30 things that actually happened in mlb...

1: An old man gives magic jewllery to two teenagers and forces them to fight an adult terrorist with powers.

2: Ladybug rode a Dragon and a hairdryer.

3: Marinette went on a date with a supervillian.

4: Hawkmoth has been terrorizing Paris for 3 years yet nobody cares and they go about their daily lives as if everything is ok.

5: A child turned evil after having a conniption fit over a lollypop.

6: Chat pushed his bodyguard into a falling elevator

7: Chat said something about his cataclysm and how it could kill people.

8: Ladybug throws Chat really hard through the air without warning.

9: Marinette doug through a bin and found glasses, a moustace, a poncho and a helmet.

10: A fireman helped Marinette break into the most heavily guarded house in Paris.

11: Chat died in Ladybugs arms.

12: Chat killed himself for Ladybug

13: Chat killed Laybug, his father and all of Paris before threatening to kill himself and Ladybug agan.

14: Santa went on a rampage and dabbed while singing this song over and over again.

15: Adrien accepted a ride home and a drink from someone dressed as santa.

16: Chat ate a mysterious substance that was filling the crate he was trapped in and Adrien ate a mysterious substance that was on the floor of a hotel.

17: The mayor of Paris fought Ladybug with sausages.

18: Ladybug tricked an akumatized person to unkowingly kill themself.

19: While using her miraculous, Chloe tried to do a Syndrome and nearly killed hundereds of citizens but Ladybug still lets her use the miraculous.

20: A person attacked a butterfly, with an umbrella, in a lift.

21: An akuma was defeated by a lack of wifi.

22: A competent 5 year old child used a magical wand and a stuffed doll to brainwash Chat.

23: Ladybug said ‘if you must’ when Adrien asked if he could put on his clothes after having a ‘shower’.

24: Ladybug yeeted Chat off a skyscraper

25: Ladybug made a bomb using a microwave and a container.

26: While Ladybug was using said bomb, Chat nearly froze to death.

27: Gabriel acted as a butterfly and a plane on live tv and also referred to himself as the Easter Bunny once.

28: Adrien’s family is extremely rich but they can only afford a Bodyguard who will run out of the room Adrien is in if he sees spiders.

29: Marinette palmed Adrien and Kagami’s phone and read their messages/contact lists.

30: Marinette fell in love with Adrien even though she saw him touching and pulling at some gum that had been in Chloe’s mouth.

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