lavenderhayes12

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Currently hyperfixated on: Formula 1 | Might write something here someday | All pronouns | Legal and ready to mingle

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One Thing That Will Never Not Be Hilarious To Me Is My Mom Once Telling Me My Dad Hadn't Met Any Gay

One thing that will never not be hilarious to me is my mom once telling me my dad hadn't met any gay people before meeting my mom and her gay brother and her gay friends.

What my mother meant to tell me was that my FATHER who has a group of UNMARRIED MALE FRIENDS OVER FIFTY, who has watched the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW LIVE at least twice, who is into DnD, Star Trek and Tolkien, has NEVER, EVER met a gay person in his life before meeting you.

And the worst part? He probably believes that too!!!

My point is that you've met a lot of gay people, you just didn't know they were gay.

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