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yall ever get emotional thinking about the rosetta stone
My mental image of big brother from 1984 is some guy identical to Scatman John
So I had an epiphany when I was trying to sleep two nights ago so here's my essay
Santa Claus is Batman
During this analysis of whatever the fuck I was thinking in my bed two nights ago, I will attempt to explain my realisation that Santa Claus is in fact the fairytale and/or myth answer to Batman in the superhero genre.
Powers
When one thinks of superheroes, something that might quickly come to mind are people and aliens with superpowers such as flying and the ability to perform extraordinary feats through heightened strength, speed and intelligence. It does not take a lot intellect to know that Batman is not one of these individuals. Batman can neither fly or shoot lasers from his palms or eyes. He relies on the power of technology and sometimes the powers of others. Similarly, Santa is commonly considered a normal man, looking away from his abnormal age. He neither flies, but relies on his reindeer, or shoots lasers.
Identity
Being a superhero comes with many dangers. The loved ones of the person or the cover allowing these heroes to live in peace might become endangered if their true identities gets revealed. Batman is not an exception from this. During the day he takes on the role of Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy. During the night when he is not out fighting crime, he is in his bat-cave, a secret hideout. Santas identity is similarly hidden from the world. Have you ever seen Santas face? Have you seen where he lives? At the North Pole? Sure but have you SEEEEEEN it? Exactly.
Wealth
When one lacks the power to fly and fight with magic, one must acquire the ability to do so through other means. In the case of Batman this means to use his immense wealth to develop and make powerful weaponry, vehicles and armour. Santa Claus is a mystical entity that annually at Christmas Eve delivers probably up to billions of presents. This grand quest is one that would require immeasurable amounts of logistic administration and of course the extreme costs for labour and resources for the production and distribution of the gifts.
In conclusion...
In conclusion, Santa Claus is the fairytale equivalent of Batman. I have collected immense evidence to support this, and it leads me to announce woefully that Santa vs Batman would be a great movie. Thanks for reading my manic essay.
I made this, ironically enough, while doing math homework
I broke my fucking dominant hand >:3
This is very not silly quirky
Accurate retelling of something that happened in maths:
Teacher: The next subject will be VERY DIFFICULT!
*starts rubbing his hands together and laughing menacingly like the maniac evil dubious creature he is*
Ah yes, currently learning trigonometric identities
I need some trigonometric (iden) titties right now
Also a pat on the head and a hug
For dinner, I would like the indifferent cruelty of the universe
I hate it when I sleep so good that it gets suspicious, like am I not supposed to wake up and go to school yet? Helloooo?
STOP IT WITH THE HORNY-BOTS!!!! I WANT HUMAN INTERACTIONS, NOT SOME BOT TRYING TO FUVK MEEEEEEE
My friends now have Tumblr now, its all joever, im bidone
How it feels to have a jester suit and play a flute @andysuprario
The best thing about exams is that you get plenty of time to regret being born :3
My favourite part in fnaf is when the security guard turned to the camera and said "this was truly the best five nights I've had with Freddy"
Whoa mama! Hakita, slow down with the hot as fuck enemies, it hurts to kill em!
That feeling when you have to write an essay but you don't fuck with the topic
Normalise sleeping in a bed with pillow (pillow is a metaphor for a gril)