Focus On The Positive (as I Aggressively Shake My Own Shoulders)

I walk into sephora (yesterday) and I ask for a brush tip eyeliner what do I get felt tip eyeliner so I get home (not realizing) and pull it out to do my makeup and boom felt I hate felt more than anything so I come back today and say refund pls I wanted brush tip not felt I didn’t even use it she accepted the return and gave money back no problems then they ask would you like someone to show you some brush tips I say hehe the woman who just overheard us is the woman who gave me the felt she smiles and says I’ll call someone elder the other person takes too long and the original woman who gave me the felt comes around and says let me show you the brush I thought you meant brush tip as in brushing it on not actual bristles MAAAM IM GONNA HARM YOU so the one who helped me with the return goes oh it’s okay Sarah she doesn’t need help but Sarah is already walking and socially forcing me to come along so I walk with Sarah where she shows me another felt tip and she says which one do you like I don’t know what you want OMG SARAH I WANT BRISTLES Brush paintbrush NO FELT IMGONNA SCREAM