I Hate Felt - Tumblr Posts
6 months ago
Focus on the positive (as I aggressively shake my own shoulders)
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I walk into sephora (yesterday) and I ask for a brush tip eyeliner what do I get
felt tip eyeliner
so I get home (not realizing) and pull it out to do my makeup and boom
felt
I hate felt
more than anything
so I come back today and say refund pls
I wanted brush tip not felt
I didn’t even use it
she accepted the return and gave money back no problems
then they ask would you like someone to show you some brush tips
I say hehe the woman who just overheard us is the woman who gave me the felt
she smiles and says I’ll call someone elder
the other person takes too long and the original woman who gave me the felt comes around and says
let me show you the brush
I thought you meant brush tip as in brushing it on
not actual bristles
MAAAM IM GONNA HARM YOU
so the one who helped me with the return goes oh it’s okay Sarah she doesn’t need help
but Sarah is already walking and socially forcing me to come along
so I walk with Sarah where she shows me another felt tip
and she says
which one do you like
I don’t know what you want
OMG SARAH I WANT BRISTLES
Brush
paintbrush
NO FELT
IMGONNA SCREAM