Greek Dude: Butbut I Brought You A Bouquet Of Olives To Win Over Your Heart!

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

I agree!

October Daye Drinking Game

With love and apologies to Seanan McGuire.

Toby ruins a pair of jeans: Take a sip.

Toby is up and fighting within minutes of an injury that would kill a human: Take a drink.

Toby is up and fighting within minutes of an injury that would kill a full-blood fae: Take two drinks.

Seanan starts repeating descriptions of just how bad pain can get: Finish your drink.

Someone is a dick to pixies: Take a drink.

Tybalt quotes Shakespeare: Take a sip.

Quentin sasses his knight: Take a sip.

You want to pet Raj, and it might be worth losing a hand for it: Take a drink.

Someone around Toby is lying about who they are: Take a drink.

Various authority figures already knew about the lie: Take two drinks.

A teenager is kidnapped: Take a drink.

The teenager is Toby’s family: Finish your drink.

Bridge Troll Taxi Service: One sip per barghest.

Dianda has to be restrained from killing someone: Toast the only woman with any sense here.

Deus Ex Luidaeg: Finish the bottle on her behalf.

Ooohh pretty.

Lady Risha of House Dhalmagh

You can also look and see if the local AARP group is doing tax help near you.  They often work out of libraries so you can check in with your local library or check AARP’s website.  They have a group of volunteers who will file your taxes for free.  Their target demographic is retirees and low income but the groups I have seen are pretty open to anyone.  I was working multiple part time library jobs and paying off student debt from my masters and they had no problem helping me. 

turbotax: hey, gimme $40

me: why

turbotax: so you can file this form for your student loans

me: but? i’ve filed this form for the last 4 years, why do i need to pay this year

turbotax: you gotta

Finally finished it!