SO TODAY I Was Walking To College Down A Main Road, It Was Really Windy (as You Might Imagine With All

 SO TODAY I was walking to college down a main road, it was really windy (as you might imagine with all the cars) and I was preocupied with keeping a grip on my beanie when I saw these two women walking a little way ahead of me on the other side of the road. One of these ladies was a bit taller than the other and they were holding hands (aww), the taller kinda butch lady had a flannel shirt on (double aww) and her partner/friend was wearing a cute cream and beige hijab. Now I swear to God this is relevant, wait for it.

A massive gust of wind suddenly comes tearing along the main road. I nearly lose my backpack, to give an idea of how bad it was. I look up and see the wind rip off this poor girls hijab and send it spiriling away down the street. (She had an undercap on so no major crisis but still, right.) 

Before. You. Can. Blink. Our taller flannel-wearing girlfriend of the year TEARS off her flannel like lesbian Clark f***** Kent, throws her shirt over her partners head, and BAM she sprints off LIKE A SHOT after the hijab. 

like 10/10, damn son, holy cheesits burrito, that is the very definition of chivalry and romance right there. 

Okay, this made me laugh so much.

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NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

Awesome Warlocks!

my favorite trio and their everyday profession !

Reblogging this because LadyAster3 needs to see it.

This is really amazing.  You truly capture the feel of the scene and I recognize it instantly.

And so I begin my book project!! This is from the first book, when Kit, Nita, and Fred are stuck in the “Other Manhattan.” :)

Since you asked for prompts: A downworlder con artist approaches the gang offering to help with (thing) and using Magnus's name as his 'in' while Magnus is not available to confirm. Its working until Alec is like, wait aren't you the guy that almost stole (thing) from that group of (vamps/werewolves/Shadowhunters) but Magnus figured you out and stopped you, but you escaped and also stole his favorite jacket? Con Artist: He told you about that?! Also: Shit.

lmao i love this so much because it’s so true ?? you just know somebody’s gonna try this on alec only for him to be like ‘..yeah no’

but also consider the opposite too like, until word really spreads through the downworld about the high warlock dating a shadowhunter, just imagine how many people will try shit like this with alec only to discover too late how close he is with magnus ? like not to belittle alec’s intimidating-ness because i am sure he can be very scary when he wants to be (*pats head*) but he is a baby kitten next to magnus so all these brave hooligans thinking ‘lol i’ll pull one over on these dumb shadowhunters’ only to later be like ‘magnus.. bane? the magnus bane?? um, i gotta- we’re cool, we’re cool. i just, i gotta go.. take care of something. so i’ll just- fuck, fuck’