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Update: He Is Now Throwing Up As Well Because He Found And Ate Half Of A Rotten Pumpkin

update: he is now throwing up as well because he found and ate half of a rotten pumpkin

I Would Like Everyone To Meet My Dog.

i would like everyone to meet my dog.

this is ajax! he purposefully ate suspicious mushrooms from someone's yard to get jungle diarrhea (for the third time this year) so that i would feed him "sick dog food" which is chicken and rice for a week.

i swear. i've been cooking for this dog more than I have been for myself over the last couple days...

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1 year ago

Okay! The masterlist is fully updated with all of the fics for the event!

Color Event Masterlist (Closed)

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Jujutsu Kaisen:

Fushiguro Megumi:

Selfish (#5 Pine Green)

Gojo Satoru:

Three Little Words (#2 ocean blue)

Inumaki Toge:

Hold You (#6 lilac purple)

Itadori Yuji:

Cutie (#1 blush pink)

Attractive (#4 hot pink)

Wanna Go Get Some Coffee? (#2 bubblegum pink)

Trust You (#6 rose pink + #6 bubblegum pink)

My Hero Academia:

Todoroki Shoto:

Nice to Meet You (#6 crimson red)

Bakugou Katsuki:

It Was Always You (#4 pumpkin orange)

Denki Kaminari:


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1 year ago

HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

megumi slander is so funny cause he really is a dumbass for not noticing the resemblance between him and toji


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Hello! i hope you're doing fine :D

May i request: #6 with bubblegum pink?

β€” maybe.. Yuuji got paired with Reader for a mission and he got hurt, then when the Reader is about to help him.. Itadori realizes there is a flower blooming on the Reader's skin at same spot as his wound is located.

(that's just what came up on my mind when i read the plot haha! sorry for my bad English.)

β€” p.s ; i love your works! please take your time, and take care~ ₍ᐒ. Μ«.α’β‚ŽπŸŒ·Ν™Φ’

Aww, thank you so much! I'm doing well, thanks for asking! And your English is great, I don't know what you're talking about :)

Trust You (Yuji x Reader)

CW: slight swearing, injury, mentions of blood loss, fluff and cuteness

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Hello! I Hope You're Doing Fine :D

Hellloooooooo!"

Gojo bounced into the classroom, grinning like a maniac.

Turning, you looked at him over your shoulder.

"Yeah? What is it?"

"Oh, I have a mission for you and Itadori! How exciting is that?!"

"Stop taking advantage of us and dumping your missions on us."

Megumi grumbled from the back of the room.

Gojo gasped dramatically, flinging a hand across his forehead.

"Why my dear Megumi! I would never!"

In an instant his entire attitude changed.

"Besides, you and Itadori don't mind, right?"

He looked at you, doing his best puppy dog eyes.

"Uh...sure. It's no big deal I guess..."

You said awkwardly, not wanting to be disrespectful.

"Great then it's settled. You leave in an hour. Meet me out front then!"

He clapped his hands, then vanished, probably off to go bother Nanami.

As soon as he was gone, you groaned and dropped your head onto your arms.

What did you just get yourself into?

How were you going to work with Itadori without letting your ridiculously large crush get in the way?

"Hey guys!"

A head of pink hair appeared in the doorway.

"What'd I miss?"

You squeaked, turning bright red and turning your face away.

You were screwed.

─── β‹… βˆ™ ∘ ☽ ΰΌ“ ☾ ∘ β‹… β‹… ───

Yeah, you were 100%, totally screwed.

The mission had been going relatively well, and you were just about to exorcise the curse with your cursed technique when it landed a hit on Itadori and sent him crashing through multiple walls.

"ITADORI!"

Panicked, you summoned all of your cursed energy and used your technique one last time, finally managing to finish the damn thing off.

However you didn't have time to celebrate your victory. The instant the curse dissolved, you were off, scrambling over debris and frantically searching for your classmate.

"Itadori! Itadori! Are you okay? Where are you? Yuji!"

"Over here!"

A head popped out of the rubble and grinned at you.

"Yuji!"

You screamed, hurling yourself at him and helping him to move the rest of the rubble that pinned his lower body out of the way.

"Hang on- we'll get you out of here. It's fine, you're gonna be fine-"

"I know."

Yuji gave you a sweet smile.

"I trust you."

Your eyes filled with tears, and you smiled back at him.

"Thanks Yuji."

When he was finally completely free, you scanned his entire body, frantically checking for any sign of a serious injury.

Other than a particularly nasty gash on his left leg, you couldn't find any obvious injuries that needed immediate treatment.

"I'm going to have to bandage the cut on your leg."

You informed him as you ripped your pant leg off to use as a makeshift bandage.

"I just want to limit the blood loss-"

You were cut off by Yuji's delighted little gasp before he gripped your wrist, stopping you.

"What is it?"

"Your leg..."

Glancing down, your eyes widened.

In the exact location Yuji's wound was located on his leg, a sprawling pastel red flower graced your skin.

Looking back up, you made eye contact with Yuji.

"Is that-"

The two of you looked back down at your leg, gaping.

"I think so..."

Snapping out of his daze, Yuji pointed at a scrape on your back, before turning around.

"Here. Check me. It should be around the upper part of my left shoulder blade."

Nervously, you lifted the back of his uniform, holding your breath in anticipation.

Peeling back the last couple inches, all the breath whooshed from your lungs as you laid eyes on the delicate vine of flowers across his upper left shoulder blade.

"What is it?"

Yuji twisted to look at you, concern shining in his eyes, his expression...hopeful?

"Is it there?"

"Yeah..."

You breathed in astonishment.

"It's there. Oh my god, Yuji - Oof"

You were cut off by him flinging himself against you.

"This is the best day of my life."

He sighed happily, nuzzling into your neck.

"My crush is my soulmate..."

You froze, unable to believe what you were hearing.

"You-you have a crush on me?"

"Uh-huh."

He mumbled, leaning against you more.

"I-I like you too."

You mumbled shyly.

"S'good....."

He muttered, slurring his words.

"'M...little dizzy..."

He promptly passed out.

"SHIT! HIS LEG!"

You had completely forgotten all about his leg.

After wrapping his leg with the makeshift bandages, you lifted him onto your back, and began staggering towards the border of the veil.

You would get your soulmate to Ieri. You had to.

After all, he trusts you.

─── β‹… βˆ™ ∘ ☽ ΰΌ“ ☾ ∘ β‹… β‹… ───


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1 year ago

#2 bubblegum πŸ‘€

Wanna Go Get Some Coffee? (Yuji x Reader)

CW: slight mentions of past bullying and insecurity, fluff, yuji is a green flag, very light swearing

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#2 Bubblegum

The first time you met Itadori, the two of you were in middle school.

Back then, you had a giant crush on him.

You were quiet, and a little nerdy, so the majority of your peers often ignored you, or made fun of you.

But Itadori Yuji, handsome, popular, good at all sports Itadori Yuji was never anything but sweet to you.

It didn't really make sense to you at first. Why did he always say hi to you in the halls? Why did he help you carry your stuff, even though you insisted you were fine and there were hordes of other girls that would kill for him to carry their stuff? Why did he go out of his way to include you in conversations?

Why was he so nice to you? You doubted it was for your looks. You wouldn't go as far as to say that you were ugly, but back in middle school you hadn't fully grown into your features, which led to some unkind comments from your classmates.

Either way, this was a long time ago.

Years passed, and you grew into your features, accepted that you were a little weird in a good way, embraced your oddities, and became more confident.

With your newfound confidence, came new friends, and soon you had a group of friends who shared your interests and cared deeply about you.

You had also gone on a few dates, but none of them had measured up to your middle school love, as childish as that sounded.

And now, on your eighteenth birthday, you wondered how he was doing as you followed the red thread that had appeared around your wrist that morning.

Hopefully your soulmate would be as sweet, caring, and good-looking as Itadori was...

Suddenly the thread around your wrist went wild, waving around and thrashing.

Oh crap, your soulmate was getting close.

Hurriedly you fixed your hair and adjusted your clothes before walking a little faster, eager to meet your soulmate.

Rounding a corner, you collided with someone sprinting in the other direction.

The two of you smacked foreheads, and you staggered back with a little groan, clutching your face.

From your peripheral you could see the ribbon was pulled taut, the other end wrapped around the wrist of the person you ran into. Well okay. This was not how you were expecting to meet your soulmate.

"FOUND YOU! Oh crap, wait are you okay? Shoot. Let me see."

Gentle hands grabbed your wrist, and pulled your hand away from your face. Looking up, you made eye contact with your soulmate for the first time.

"Name??"

"Itadori?!"

The two of you blurted at the same time, shocked.

You let out a sigh of relief.

"Oh thank god, I was really hoping he would be like you, but for you to be my soulmate, that's even better than I hoped-"

Mortified you slapped your hands across your mouth.

What were you saying?! You practically just confessed to him seconds after meeting him again. You had to get it together.

"Um-well, what I meant was-"

"You were hoping your soulmate would be like me?"

Itadori's face was practically glowing he was beaming so hard.

"Um-I"

You stammered, unsure how to answer.

"I was really hoping you would be my soulmate too!"

He said a little shyly, his blinding grin still present.

"I mean, well, after I didn't learn my trait on my birthday, I knew my soulmate was younger than me, so that didn't rule you out, and then I knew it was your birthday today, so when the string appeared I got a little excited. Um, that's why I was running. Sorry for bumping into you. Are you sure you're okay?"

"You-You were hoping that I would be your soulmate?"

You repeated, still a little dumbfounded.

"Y-Yeah...is that a problem?"

Worry crept into his voice.

"NO! No."

You tried again, softer the second time.

"I'm just surprised that you hoped it was me of all people. It-It actually makes me really happy that you were hoping I was your soulmate."

Looking over at him, you noticed that he was just staring at you blankly.

"Itadori? Earth to Itadori. Are you there?"

"We're gonna get married, right?"

Itadori blurted, starting.

You blushed.

"...What?"

"Sorry! I was just thinking, and I-I'm sorry!"

He panicked, bowing.

You laughed.

"I'll forgive you on one condition: you let me call you Yuji, okay?"

"O-okay."

He said, turning pink.

"Can I-Can I call you by your first name too then?"

"Sure."

You planted you hands on you hips and gave him a once over.

"Say, wanna go get some coffee?"

─── β‹… βˆ™ ∘ ☽ ΰΌ“ ☾ ∘ β‹… β‹… ───

Yuji is the greenest flag. I love writing for him so much.

Thanks for requesting! This event is still open for anyone interested!

<3 Lee


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