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update: he is now throwing up as well because he found and ate half of a rotten pumpkin

i would like everyone to meet my dog.

this is ajax! he purposefully ate suspicious mushrooms from someone's yard to get jungle diarrhea (for the third time this year) so that i would feed him "sick dog food" which is chicken and rice for a week.

i swear. i've been cooking for this dog more than I have been for myself over the last couple days...