I Fell Off My Scooter Because I Wanted To Know What Would Happen If I Tried To Drive Onto The Grass From

I fell off my scooter because I wanted to know what would happen if I tried to drive onto the grass from the sidewalk

Fun fact: you will fall.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

:/

THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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