If Anyone Tries To Tell You That Shakespeare Is Stuffy Or Boring Or Highbrow, Just Remember That The

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

NO ONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW IM SCREAMInG

I fully believe that Granholm kept accidentally singing sea shanties when he worked on the Express. He does this because Mikhail did it (Lushaka was an oceanic planet. They had sea shanties.) Sometimes, you could just here the faint clanging of someone working on metal, then "that's what we do with a drunken sailor- DAMMIT YOU BASTARD!"

Razalina does this, too, but she's less upset about it. She does it on purpose sometimes because it makes Mikhail smile and she likes it when her friends are happy.

If you want people to not judge you for wanting to fuck a fictional old man, threaten them with bald Il Dottore.

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

`` Just trust me, you'll be fine.