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2.2 penacony spoilers

yknow the letter that ppl talk about that you could miss in the brief moment you can control misha?

here

i need to dip now cause i really wanted to finish 2.2 before 2.3 came out but i kept falling asleep 😭

Would.

WOULD.

If y'all can, like, surgically remove Mikhail from my brain, I'd love that. I can't stop. My friends and family are getting concerned.

HANUNUE AND MIKHAIL LITERALLY SLEPT IN THE SAME BED REPEATEDLY IT DOESN'T GET GAYER THAN A MUTE GUY TAKING HIS SNARKY ASS PRINCESS BOYFRIEND (tell me Mikhail wasn't a snarky ass princess of a man) TO YOUR HOUSE THAT YOU JUST BUILT BECAUSE YOU WERE IN PRISON AND LIVING TOGETHER AND HELPING EACH OTHER AND HIM UNDERSTANDING YOU WHEN NOBODY ELSE DOESSSSSSSS

Do you ever think about a hot fictional character you want to marry (he is an old man) and then, twenty minutes later, figure out the meaning of life and decide that the choices you make don't matter, the only thing that matters is that you made a choice at all? I do.

WHY DO YOU ALL WANT ME TO CRY

To the imperfect tomorrow

Mikhail, my wife.

Tiernan, my husband-in-law. Hanunue, my husband-in-law. Gallagher, my husband-in-law. Razalina, my husband-in-law (she wifed so hard she husbanded).

... Mikhail are you killing your husbands? Does that mean I'm next? You know what, slay. Continue killing your husbands. Badass.

It has come to my attention that there are not enough Hanunue fans. As a fan of his beautiful, amazing, perfect husband, I must remedy this immediately. Here is a fun fact about Hanunue that will make you want to be his side chick.

Quite possibly the only time we ever see Hanunue speak is when he is quite literally dying. He says: "I'm sure you can do it, because you are the Watchmaker'" "Pull yourself together, Watchmaker. Someone must maintain control of the situation... If a wolf pack suddenly loses its leader, chaos is bound to ensue." "Yeah, is that why you don't want to wake up?" "Then come here and rest, 'Watchmaker.' If you lack the courage to face the nightmares, then seek refuge in sweet dreams for now..." "But remember, as long as this is a dream, you'll have to wake up from it sooner or later."

Husband of all time. Support your mans, even tho you're fuckin dead and he's having a mental breakdown

... Is this secretly Mikhail? OP did you get hacked by the Watchmaker?

Played some HSR last week and boy oh boy. I would kill for hanu. WHY IS HE SO CUTE?? HIS LITTLE GRUMPY FACE??? AAAAAUUUFUEHFJQHFJAHHHJHGGGHHHHHHHHHH thee fact that he communicates with cool grunts........ he is litterally the stuff of dreams. I mean did you see his little hat??? He wears a tiny fedora!!!!! And whatever are those things on his head ears ou idk hair??? Idc it's cute. Would definetly kill for him if asked. Please ask me to kill for hanu

Me: Haha Penacony rebellion haha dreamscape haha cool werewolf guy who doesn't talk Me, five minutes later: Oh they did it. They've done the deed.

I fully believe that Granholm kept accidentally singing sea shanties when he worked on the Express. He does this because Mikhail did it (Lushaka was an oceanic planet. They had sea shanties.) Sometimes, you could just here the faint clanging of someone working on metal, then "that's what we do with a drunken sailor- DAMMIT YOU BASTARD!"

Razalina does this, too, but she's less upset about it. She does it on purpose sometimes because it makes Mikhail smile and she likes it when her friends are happy.

Mikhail and Razalina, despite being "the smart ones" (scientist and mechanic) constantly do dumb shit. "Dumb shit" can mean anything from accidentally coming out as a lesbian to your mom from 300 light years away to finishing a rebellion and marrying a werewolf mafia boss to mass felony arson.

Tiernan is not pleased about any of these things.

Mikhail, being one tall motherfucker, will put his tools on the highest possible shelf because if he doesn't, Razalina will use them for science and then they never appear again. (I have brainrot send help)

If Mikhail has fucked Hanunue (A werewolf) and Gallagher (A History Fictionologist) is he a monsterfucker? Probably! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME THE AUTISM BRAIN GOBLINS OF HYPERFIXATION ARE

Of course you have white hair and pronouns (and probably trauma)

"That place is a mess. Don't you run off once we get there. I won't have you two getting kidnapped again..."

Tiernan says this in the Light Cone "For Tomorrow's Journey". This means Mikhail and Razalina have been kidnapped at LEAST once.

The ungodly things I would do to Mikhail Char Legwork YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THEM

Ok so we all now know that Hanunue absolutely fucked Mikhail at one point? God I wish it was me fucking Mikhail haha who said that-

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I think the one thing all humans have in common is a desire to not die alone.

Did I decide this while thinking about Mikhail from HSR? Yes. Did he die alone? Also yes.

I haven't stopped thinking about this man in a month please send help.